Fashion Police

Fashion Police: Worst Dressed at the 2010 Emmys

Aug 29, 2010 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Pop Culture | Tags: Emmys, Fashion Police

Time for my favorite part of any awards show: the worst-dressed. (And, really, who better to judge these people’s style than the woman sitting here in dirty velour track pants, with string cheese hanging from her mouth…?)

Anna Paquin says, “Ole!”

Oh, look! January Jones’ breasts are covered with cocktail umbrellas, which would have landed her on the best dressed list, if only she’d had the decency to put them in a Mai-Tai for me.

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Fashion Police: Best Dressed at the 2010 Emmys

Aug 29, 2010 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Pop Culture | Tags: Emmy Awards, Fashion Police

These fashion “winners” must pass a very rigorous test here at Laughing Stork Headquarters: the ability to make me nod and squeal, “Ooohhh! Pretty!”

Claire Danes, who I’ve noticed perpetually cocks her head to the left, is a glowing, radiant, happy-looking golden girl from head to toe. Angela Chase would not approve.

Well, hello there, Jane Lynch! Way to successfully make the cross-over from worst to best dressed. The tabloid style pages will be SINGING your praises. (See what I did there?) Well-done. Well-done, indeed.

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Fashion Police: Gwyneth Paltrow at the ‘Iron Man 2′ Premiere

Apr 27, 2010 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Style | Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow

SERAPHINA: Oooohhhhh, shiny! Wait — are those my shorts?!

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Willow Smith is Tied Up at Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards

Mar 29, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Fashion Police,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Stylin', Willow Smith

By the time Willow finished lacing her shoes, she was actually old enough to attend the AARP Awards instead. True story.

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Fashion Police: Salma Hayek at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party

Mar 11, 2010 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Style | Tags: Salma Hayek

Somebody should have told Salma there would be an open bar at the party before she smuggled in a couple half-kegs.

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Fashion Police: Best Dressed at the 2010 Oscars

Mar 8, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Fashion Police,Movies,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Best Dressed, Oscars

I’m sure all the movie stars are clamoring to know: My god, who did Candy pick as the best dressed of the night?! I will keep them in suspense no longer…

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