Comes with a polka-dotted changing pad, grosgrain tie closure and big ol’ label reminding you the bag is for BABY, lest you become tempted to use it for somebody else.

You know the drill.  Use coupon code GAPNEW25.  Does not apply to jeans or sale items.  Offer ends Sunday, February 21.

Make a statement with customized birthday invitations, anniversary announcements, birth announcements, invites for an “I DON’T have a Baby!” shower, à la Samantha in Sex and the City — whatever floats your boat — available at MangoInk.com.  Receive 20 percent off all orders over $50 with the coupon code MANGO2010.

Treat your loved one — whether it’s your partner or your little one — to a stylish goodie this Valentine’s Day at ShopCelebrityKids.com, which (contrary to the name) offers more than just kids’ products; they sell everything from D&G Junior attire to men’s tees to skin care kits.  Save 15% with the coupon code — what else? — CUPID.

Baby Mall Online is exactly what the name says:  an on-line mall with, um, baby stuff.  Go figure!  They have a ton of mini-person-sized goodies, from clothing to baby carriers — and now you can receive 20 percent off everything with the coupon code newyear.  Expires on January 13, 2010.

Kick off 2010 in style with some casually fashionable pieces from Gap’s online store.  All nursery gear, as well as women’s, men’s, maternity, kids’ and baby clothing, are 20 percent off with the coupon code GAP20.

Headbands, clips and beanies… oh my!  If you, like me, are obsessed with baby and kids’ headwear, then you’ll love the goodies at Posh Petals.  Use the coupon code poshxmas for 20 percent off.  Expires January 31, 2010.

Self-described as a “mom and auntie small business creating soft organic cotton children’s clothing while supporting independent artists,” FierceHugs.com is offering a discount on their organic baby gift sets of three tees and a tote through the end of the year.  Retail:  $100.  Sale:  $69.  Real hugs:  Priceless.

Miss Skye has approximately — just estimating here — one gazillion outfits from Tea Collection.  I’d bought her a Tea dress before she was even born and THEN, in a beautiful twist of fashion fate, we learned Mr. Candy’s assistant’s sister (follow that…?) works for the company, so they’ve since picked up some sample sale items for us.  My point is:  LOVE this line of kids’ clothes.

If it’s also your cup of TEA (see what I did there?), you’ll be interested to know you can get 10 percent off all on-line items with the Coupon Code TEATEN.  Not sure how long it’s valid.  Enjoy while you can!

1.  UpSpring Baby Milkscreen Home Test for Alcohol in Breast Milk.  Well, THIS won’t make me sound like an alcoholic mother or anything.  *Ahem*  But after abstaining from sweet, sweet libations for nine months, mommy is entitled to a drink or two.  I believe the general rule-of-thumb for breastfeeding mothers is that we’re supposed to wait two hours for every alcoholic drink before nursing again.  However, if you’re super-paranoid like I am, then you’ll appreciate these strips that tell you if your milk is ready for baby, or if it’s still a White Russian.   $9.99 for a pack of 8 strips.

2.  Microwave Steam Sterilizer.  Mr. Candy and I are kinda lazy when it comes to cleaning and whatnot.  No!  I kid!  We are TOTALLY lazy when it comes to cleaning and whatnot.  However, we do care enough about our kid that we don’t want her sucking on filthy bottles and pacifiers.  (I know, I know…we’re parental overachievers.)  The Avent Express Sterilizer is perfect for lazy/time-challenged, concerned parents.  Just fill it with a little water and some of your kid’s crap, and stick it in the microwave for four minutes, and voila…!  Sterilized baby crap.  $30.99

3.  Banana Republic’s Equestrian Flat Boot.  I am a die-hard high-heel fan — seriously, I hiked the Mayan Ruins in three-inch heels on our honeymoon (Smart?  No.  But at least my calves looked good while I slid backward down the hills.) — so it was tough for me to give them up when I had Skye.  Although I still wear them on special occasions, I’m not too keen on the idea of teetering on them while carrying the baby.  So I searched for more practical… ugh, I just said the P-word… yet stylish options and came across these boots from Banana Republic.  I bought them in black AND brown, and wear the black ones almost every day.  The brown ones are so dark, they look black, so I wouldn’t recommend them.  But I sure do love me the black boots.  Comfy, cute and great for tucking in your jeans, as is so popular right now.  $160

4.  “Captivating Cap Sleeve Dress”  (aka Nursing Nightgown).  It’s hard to feel sexy when you have a baby latched on your boob, but this nightgown does make you feel cute — which is something expectant and new mommies deserve.  Great for maternity and post-pregnancy wear, the nightgown has concealed nursing slits with easy access for breastfeeding.  A note about sizing:  It is roomy, obviously, so I wear a small now that I’ve lost the baby weight, even though I usually wear a medium.  $68 (Use discount code MMHOLIDAY09 and get an extra 30 percent off, like I did!)

5.  Canon Rebel XSi Camera.   When I found out I was pregnant, I decided to upgrade our cheap digital camera in hopes of capturing some fabulous pictures of our little one.  A photographer friend recommended the Rebel XSi when I told her I wanted a “decent camera that wouldn’t break the bank.”  Once Mr. Candy and I figured how to, um, put it in auto-focus (Shut up!  I had pregnancy brain!), it has truly exceeded our expectations.  $565 for the camera, plus $360 for what my friend calls the “magic lens” — which I have yet to get.  Maybe “Santa” will put one in my stocking…?  *Cough* Are you reading this, Mr. Candy?  *Cough*