Sex
Apr 19, 2009
Caroline and Steve Cartwright are apparently putting the big “O” back in matrimony with their loud-ass screams of passion — so much so, that they’ve received an ASBO (Anti-Social Behavior Order), a UK civil order banning Caroline from making too much noise when doing the wild thang with her husband from now on.
They should also [...]
Apr 12, 2009
If you’ve been too busy working and taking care of your family to GET busy, you’re in luck: that especially lusty member of the family of women’s magazines, Cosmopolitan, has published a CliffsNote’s guide to men’s “all-time favorite mattress moves.” That’s right, ALL-TIME FAVORITES!
Here’s what they — and I — had to say:
JAMIE: “I [...]
Apr 12, 2009
This post is rated PG-13 and Anti-Parents. Not suitable for children under 13 or my mom and dad.
With an acute case of Pregnancy Brain, I’ll admit I’m easily confused these days. However, I’ve always been befuddled by sex toys, as it’s often unclear to me whether they’re supposed to offer pleasure, blend my [...]
Feb 10, 2009
Photo illustration by Gallery of the Absurd
Carnal challenge:
EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Lie on the floor, a bed or a litter-free street corner. Position your man so he can get a clear view of you making a fool of yourself. Prepare your body with a doctor-recommended aid, such as a Vicodin-tini, to help relax your limbs to [...]
