Humor & Satire

Feb 17, 2009

He Said, She Said: Advice Column for Celebrity Offspring

Welcome to He Said, She Said, a column in which The Laughing Stork’s resident life coaches field readers’ most pressing e-mails with their trademark sensitivity. DEAR DAVID AND SHILOH: I’m just going to spit it up, er… out: My mom is SO embarrassing. Sure, she’s pretty, but she also stars in Razzie-nominated movies and says things that [...]

Feb 10, 2009

‘Cosmopolitan’ Introduces Most Erotic Sex Position Ever: The Please-Him Pretzel Twist

Photo illustration by Gallery of the Absurd Carnal challenge:  EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS: Lie on the floor, a bed or a litter-free street corner.  Position your man so he can get a clear view of you making a fool of yourself.   Prepare your body with a doctor-recommended aid, such as a Vicodin-tini, to help relax your limbs to [...]

Jan 12, 2009

High School Musical 4: Oh Crap, We Need Summer School

Great news for “High School Musical” fans:  After pulling in a record-breaking $42 million with “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” during its opening weekend, Disney has already finalized plans for future installments of the franchise. Next in the series will be “High School Musical 4: Oh Crap, We Need Summer School,” in which Troy, Gabriella [...]

Jul 24, 2007

Kooky Hollywood Moms: Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan, mom-ager extraordinaire, is many things: an enabler; cleavage advocate; fame-seeker; imaginary Rockette; and, of course, white people’s answer to Oprah. But don’t you dare call her Lindsay’s mother. Dina tells Harper’s Bazaar she’s more like a sister to Lindsay – hitting the clubs with her and wearing her hand-me-downs – and sometimes [...]