Humor & Satire
May 12, 2009
All the stinky ladies…. All the stinky ladies… Now put your hands up!
Thank goodness the Chinese have our backs or, um, boxes for “when stinks” — complete with handy-dandy diagrams, no less. Can’t imagine why an agent would be necessary, however. The copy sells itself!
[via Engrish]
May 10, 2009
Happy Mother’s Day to all the hot mamas out there! In honor of this most beloved holiday, here is The Laughing Stork’s list of the TOP 10 TELL-TALE SIGNS YOU ARE A MOTHER:
10. The words “because I said so” have passed your lips.
9. You believe your spittle is an acceptable substitute for soap.
8. You’ve seduced [...]
May 7, 2009
Yet another tearjerker from The Laughing Stork’s oh-so-serious and sentimental new line of Mother’s Day greeting e-cards:
To e-mail one to the special mamacita in your life, use the “share this” widget below.
The Laughing Stork Greeting Cards. Celebrating special moments since 2009.
May 7, 2009
A new study reveals that children put a drastic strain on a marriage. What are your thoughts?
Jim Anderson, New Father and Forklift Operator
“Just a second. My wife is texting me AGAIN about picking up some fucking diapers. I TOLD YOU I WOULD, WOMAN! Can’t I have just a MINUTE to myself?! …Um, what was the [...]
May 6, 2009
In honor of all the hot mamas out there, we at The Laughing Stork present our second oh-so-serious and sentimental e-card in our new line of Mother’s Day greeting cards:
To e-mail one to the special mamacita in your life, use the “share this” widget below.
The Laughing Stork Greeting Cards. Celebrating special moments since 2009.
May 5, 2009
In honor of all the hot mamas out there, The Laughing Stork is launching a precious and oh-so-serious line of Mother’s Day e-cards — with a new one revealed every day this week. You can barely stand the excitement, I know! To e-mail one to the special mamacita in your life, use the “share this” [...]
May 4, 2009
Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a line of clothing for kiddies.
Paris announced on Twitter over the weekend:
“Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new [...]
Apr 30, 2009
Hey, you sexy Pregnant Ladies! Need a break from your exciting weekend nights of Pay-Per-View movies and countless trips to the bathroom? If so, have we got just the thing for you:
PREGNANCY BINGO!
Warning: The sheer excitement of playing this game may cause urinary incontinence, nipple hair growth and lethal flatulence… oh wait, no. That’s merely [...]
