Humor & Satire

Jun 17, 2009

Yahoo! Answers: The World’s Most Reliable Source of Pregnancy Information

As an expectant mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe:  the World Wide Web.  Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate. This is especially true of Yahoo! Answers, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real people.”  [...]
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Jun 16, 2009

Pregnancy & Labor Term of the Day: “Advanced Maternal Age”

Advanced Maternal Age 1.  When a mother is age 35 or older at the time of delivery of her baby; 2.  The age at which a woman is officially too old to date Jack Nicholson;
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Jun 10, 2009

Pop Quiz: Carrot Cake Gone Wrong

This cake is in honor of what occasion? 1)  The 2009 World Synchronized Carrot Humping Competition; 2)  Hell, every occasion!   This cake is appropriate for Thanksgiving, Grandma’s birthday, weddings, Arbor Day — you name it!;
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Jun 4, 2009

Fun Game Time: Match the Baby with the Legume

Traditional pregnancy books and Web sites enjoy measuring babies’ prenatal growth and size in terms of foods, usually a fruit or a vegetable. Test your baby’s knowledge of your baby’s legume status by matching the baby’s prenatal age with the corresponding food.  Good luck!
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Jun 3, 2009

SpongeBoob ShortPants

I swear on my favorite set of martini glasses that I was innocently searching for “kids” + “TV” in Google images — NOT “SpongeBoob ShortPants” — when I came across this particular gem: I thought SpongeBob lived in a pineapple — not melons?  Personally, I’m less offended by the desecration of the animated sponge with ADD [...]
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May 31, 2009

It’s Confirmed: Jennifer Hudson is Hiding a Baby Under Those Hammer Pants

After a couple months of tabloid speculation, a weekend baby shower in Chicago has confirmed that Jennifer Hudson is indeed pregnant. Also, this picture confirms that Hammer pants are indeed making a comeback.  Lord help us all. “It was a baby shower, a quiet gathering of friends and mostly family,” singer/actress Felicia Fields, a longtime Hudson [...]
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May 26, 2009

Parental Voices: Vaccinations

A new study reveals that whooping cough has returned as parents skip their children’s vaccines.  What are your thoughts on vaccinations?
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May 21, 2009

Word of the Day: Mommy Stalker

Mommy Stalker (mom’ee stôk’er) n. 1. A woman with children and no other employment, who nonetheless employs a housekeeper and full-time nannies and, therefore, has ample time to prey upon other mothers and harass them about going to the movies, having girls’ nights out, holding slumber parties and braiding each other’s hair, etc. — with no [...]
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