Humor & Satire
Mar 15, 2010
I’ve seen many newborns resembling old men, but I must say, this is the first I’ve seen that looks like a tanorexic Amish frog.
Mar 15, 2010
Function: Noun
1. A mom’s selective memory of the child-birthing and -rearing experiences.
Dec 4, 2009
Adorable fetal bakeware as displayed in Craft magazine:
Nov 12, 2009
Happy Birthday to yooouuu…
Happy Birthday to yooouuu….!
Nov 11, 2009
As a new mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate.
This is especially true of Yahoo! Answers, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real people.” [...]
Oct 2, 2009
Oh, thank goodness — a tabloid-worthy story that doesn’t involve the word “Gosselin.”
David Letterman has revealed that he was the victim of a $2-million extortion attempt related to his sexual relations with “Late Show” staffers.
I wonder if one of Dave’s pick-up lines was, “Wanna see if it floats?”
Sep 23, 2009
Age Appropriate
Function: adjective
1. A term frequently thrown around on E!’s awards show fashion wrap-ups to describe the dresses worn by Helen Mirren, Sigourney Weaver, Glenn Close, etc.
Sep 10, 2009
I promise my daughter, right here and now, that I will never embarrass her on Facebook like this Penn State mom did with her son.
