Pregnancy
May 12, 2009
When I gaze at my burgeoning pregnant belly, I often think: Whose huge stomach IS that?! And, once I remember that basketball belly belongs to ME, I ask myself: WWCD? (What Would Cézanne Do?)
The answer:
Feast your eyes upon this stylish trend of Pregnant Belly Painting, with art kits available on Amazon for only [...]
May 7, 2009
New York City students were none too impressed with Bristol Palin’s advice to consider abstinence during a town hall meeting today. Which is surprising, considering Bristol is a very credible unwed teen mother who fairly recently said “abstinence isn’t realistic.”
You may have heard of Bristol…? Just maybe? She’s the 18-year-old daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah [...]
May 5, 2009
A cake certain to make the baby shower hostess the butt of many jokes:
Well, this is just all sorts of wrong, isn’t it? I mean, everybody knows you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO LAY A BABY ON HER STOMACH, a fact that’s been drilled home several billion times by my baby books –
What’s that? Oh yes, that [...]
May 5, 2009
A hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader, MM, for submitting the winning caption:
Manfred, clearly pleased with the status of his burgeoning belly, ponders which color support top to purchase for the moobs he plans to work on next.
Because, let’s face it, you can never go wrong with a moobs reference.
Submit your clever photo captions (two [...]
Mar 31, 2009
A British woman was left thirsty when a pub refused to serve her a drink because of her toasted bun in the oven, and then kicked her out for covertly taking a sip of her friend’s lager.
Five months pregnant, Caroline Williams decided to take the high road and simply went home where she nourished her [...]
Mar 31, 2009
Whenever I have a question about my pregnancy, I usually refer to the Most Trusted Source in the World — Google — where I’ve learned that babies are born through our ears and eating Count Chocula while pregnant really CAN turn your baby into a vampire.
After I’ve exhausted Dr. Google, I’m fortunate enough to be [...]
Mar 30, 2009
Darn it! I’ve lined up my husband a top-notch photographer to take pictures of me and my growin’ belly tonight as I enter my 23rd week, and this woman has totally stolen my thunder by having her picture taken in MY special maternity outfit:
Oh, well. At least I can still wear it to the baby [...]
Mar 27, 2009
The challenge: Make a maternity prom dress using only your grandmother’s living room drapes, scissors and a healthy dose of elegance.
And voilà! Whoever said maternity clothes can’t be stylish, clearly did not see this classy little number.
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