Pregnancy
May 29, 2009
Having watched an unhealthy number of baby delivery shows since becoming pregnant, I have witnessed my share of water births. But never have I seen one in which they greet the baby with a floating cake and edible mom:
May 28, 2009
10. You just spent an hour searching for your favorite black tank top — only to realize you’re WEARING it.
“Oh. Here it is.”
9. To turn on your windshield wipers, you push the seat warmer button. Of course. And LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
8. You’ve wondered why your lip gloss looks so pale, and realized you used [...]
May 20, 2009
Baby showers are a time for women to “ooohhh” and “aaahhh” over tiny socks and breast pumps, and for men to be thankful they’re not women.
Also, apparently, a time to let the Baby Mama know exactly what’s in store for her:
Never before did I think I would have to censor a baby shower cake, but [...]
May 19, 2009
When I first spied those two pink lines on the pregnancy test, the next nine months of my belly in various forms of growth flashed before my eyes. Or perhaps those flashes came from hitting my head on the toilet when I’d passed out from severe nausea. (Oh, how I miss the first trimester.) Regardless, [...]
May 19, 2009
A 66-year-old woman who’s been “desperate to conceive for years” has finally gotten her wish: the successful career woman and senior citizen discount recipient is pregnant with her first child.
Perfect timing, huh? The two of them can share diapers!
Elizabeth Adeney, now eight months pregnant, flew to Ukraine where there is no age limit on IVF [...]
May 14, 2009
Once upon a time I jump-started my days with an extra-extra-large iced latte with extra-extra shots of espresso. Today…? I kicked off my morning by downing a bottle of orange soda with the taste appeal of flavored urine in preparation for a Glucose screening test. Mmmmm.
My stomach properly coated in carbonated nastiness, I waddled to [...]
May 13, 2009
On the heels of the Beheaded Baby Dessert, I offer you a slice of the delicious-looking Redneck Amputee Cake:
“The Redneck Amputee”… sure to become the Farrelly brothers’ next feature film starring David Spade and Jaime Pressly.
[via Cake Wrecks]
May 13, 2009
“Hey! This is stuck — it doesn’t come right out like it does with Kal-el Cage’s daddy.”
