Pregnancy

Pregnant Squared: Pregnant Woman Learns She’s Pregnant — Again

Sep 26, 2009 | Filed Under: In the News,Pregnancy | Tags: Whoa

I know, I know… HUH? Here’s the deal:

Expectant mama Julia Grovenburg didn’t use fertility drugs because she didn’t want multiples, but has learned — SURPRISE! — she’s carrying two babies anyway. Not twins, but rather two babies that apparently were conceived weeks apart.

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Scary Baby Shower Cakes: Don’t Make Him Angry

Sep 24, 2009 | Filed Under: Pregnancy | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes

Um… is this a reenactment of what happens to Grover when he gets mad — he turns into The Muppet Hulk?! The Muppet Hulk in PAMPERS, no less? That is frightening.

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As If Childbirth Isn’t Harrowing Enough…

Sep 18, 2009 | Filed Under: Pregnancy | Tags: Huh?

Behold the mind-boggling patent for an “Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force” Continue Reading »

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I’m Sorry You Missed Sex Ed Class…

Sep 14, 2009 | Filed Under: Pregnancy | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes

…but at least we got you this cake!

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Creepy Baby Shower Cakes: Death by Icing

Aug 14, 2009 | Filed Under: Pregnancy | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes

“Growing by two feet…”? Looks more to me like that poor baby is six feet under.

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Congrats to the Winner of the Baby Betting Pool!

Aug 3, 2009 | Filed Under: Contests,Featured,Pregnancy

Come on down, Lainey! You’re the winner of Candy’s Super-Appropriate Baby Betting Pool!

A hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader and hardcore gambler, Lainey, for winning The Baby Betting Pool. Guess: July 29; 7 lbs., 4 oz. My baby’s actual birth date and weight: July 29; 7 lbs., 13 oz. Continue Reading »

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The Bane of a Pregnant Woman’s Existence

Jul 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Pregnancy | Tags: Grrrr

Drivers that INSIST on parking so close to our cars, that we can barely squeeze our pregnant bellies through the door without coating ourselves with margarine first.