Pregnancy

Aug 14, 2009

Creepy Baby Shower Cakes: Death by Icing

“Growing by two feet…”?  Looks more to me like that poor baby is six feet under.
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Aug 3, 2009

Congrats to the Winner of the Baby Betting Pool!

Come on down, Lainey!  You’re the winner of Candy’s Super-Appropriate Baby Betting Pool! A hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader and hardcore gambler, Lainey, for winning The Baby Betting Pool.  Guess:  July 29; 7 lbs., 4 oz.   My baby’s actual birth date and weight:  July 29; 7 lbs., 13 oz. 
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Jul 28, 2009

The Bane of a Pregnant Woman’s Existence

Drivers that INSIST on parking so close to our cars, that we can barely squeeze our pregnant bellies through the door without coating ourselves with margarine first.
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Jul 27, 2009

Baby Shower Cake: Peek-a-Boo!

Hey, um, don’t look now, but… YOU’VE GOT A FREAKIN’ BABY SQUEEZING ITS WAY THROUGH YOUR BELLY BUTTON!
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Jul 20, 2009

New Over-the-Counter DNA Paternity Test Answers the Question: Who’s Yo’ Baby Daddy?

It’s a question many “active” pregnant women, especially on soap operas, have asked themselves: Who’s the Baby Daddy? It’s okay if you’re not sure.  Women are expected to juggle the demands of home and work — how can we possibly keep track of all of our sexual partners on top of that?  Or under that.   [...]
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Jul 17, 2009

Top 10 Signs You Are SO Done With This Pregnancy

10.  You walk by a homeless man who whistles, “You’re obviously carrying twins!  Congrats!”  (Thank you for that, Mr. Homeless Man.  Did wonders for my ego.) 9.  You have permanently changed your address to “The Bathroom, Los Angeles, CA”
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Jul 15, 2009

The Slow Leak

Oh my god, people. I wasn’t even going to write about yesterday’s experience because, well, it’s kinda gross.  Also, I feel completely spent and foolish.  But then I realized we’ve already bonded over my prematurely celebratory mucus plug ejection — whether you wanted to or not — so, really, there’s no sense in holding back at [...]
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Jul 13, 2009

Another Bonus of Pregnancy

The gorgeous maternity swimwear* options:
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