Pop Culture
Baby Wee Wee Commercial: You Must Pee It to Believe It
Sep 23, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Advertising
Talk about the gift that keeps on giving — even in places where you don’t want it. If your kids are into water sports, but you’re not ready to invest in a jet ski just yet, consider getting them a Baby Wee Wee Doll instead.
I promise it will make their spray, er… day.
Clay Aiken — GASP! — Admits He's Gay
Sep 23, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Captain Obvious, Clay Aiken
And today’s Captain Obvious award goes to…
In related news, thousands of Midwestern women spotted rushing to Costco to stock up on Kleenex and prayer vigil candles.
Word of the Day: WingSkank
Sep 23, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Stay Classy
WingSkank (w
ng-sk
ngk)
Function: Noun
1. A helpful person who accompanies you to bars and restaurants dressed as a mega-whore to make you miraculously appear classier by comparison.
Sentence usage: “Is it just me, or did Shauna Sand look like Mother Teresa while standing next to her wingskank?”
Only in Los Angeles…
Sep 23, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Only in Los Angeles
…are the LOLCats considered front-page news:
Welcome to my city, everyone. I can has real newz?
Jenna Jameson's Twins
Sep 23, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Babies
No, not those twins. For once, I’m referring to Jenna Jameson blessing the world with an entirely different kind of pair: twin babies.
The former porn star officially announced the news via — what else — MySpace:
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
I have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
My cats sources say instead of classical music, Jenna plans to soothe the baby in the womb by playing some of her own work to which the baby can relate, such as “Udderly Ridiculous” and “Deep Inside Jenna.”
Pop Quiz: London Fashion Week
Sep 23, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Fashion, Huh?, Pop Quiz
The purpose of this trendy new look is to what:
1) Conveniently double as a chips-and-salsa tray at parties;
2) Give those stylish umbrella hats a run for their money (especially handy in London);
3) Ensure you don’t miss a second of “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” when DirecTV is down;
4) Kick off Bed, Bath & Beyond’s new fashion label called, “Way Beyond”;
5) None of the above. The look is made to ______________.
Michael Phelps Probably Has Six a Day
Sep 22, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Weird Food
Mmmmm. I’ll take one deep-fried, please.
What a Hare-Brained Idea
Sep 22, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Animal Acts, Headline of the Day
Coincidentally, I’ve met abandoned men in bars who’ve asked me to do the very same thing for them!
