Kids' Products

Feb 24, 2010

Geek-Chic Barbie Forces Us to Look Beyond Her Plastic Exterior

As we all know, Barbie has worked hard to be recognized for more than her bodacious bod, amassing a resume longer than War and Peace.  And she shows no signs of stopping, as Mattel recently announced the 125th and 126th careers for Barbie based on an Internet vote.
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Feb 16, 2010

Snuffles the Ten-Thousand-Dollar Teddy Bear

If you are like most people in America, you are probably wondering what to do with that extra ten grand you have lying around.  Well, wonder no more! What could be a better investment than the Snuffles bear, which is valued at — you guessed it — $10,000?! 
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Feb 4, 2010

Miley Cyrus’ Kid Sister Helps Launch Risqué Clothing Line for 12-and-Under Set

File this under:  Why I plan to force my daughter to wear sweatsuits until she’s 40.
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Oct 13, 2009

Helping Girls Aim High with “My Cleaning Trolley”

Step out of your time machine and say hello to the 1950s, everyone.  Because here is a Cleaning Cart — for “GIRLS ONLY!”
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Sep 29, 2009

Mattel Creates Line of Black Dolls with More “Authentic” Look (But Still Unattainable Body)

Hit with the realization that their dolls — SHOCKER — don’t exactly offer young girls realistic-looking role models, Mattel is finally launching a line of black Barbie dolls with more “authentic facial characteristics” than previous collections. Well, it’s about damn time.
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Sep 21, 2009

For When Your Baby Needs to Wear “Something for the Evening”

I know I often have an inappropriately dirty mind — you know, as opposed to an appropriately dirty mind — but this baby shirt (available in sizes 0-6 months and 6-12 months) is just WRONG, isn’t it? That’s “twisted,” all right.  No way is my daughter wearing tassels like that until she’s at least 18 years [...]
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Sep 9, 2009

Cuddle with the Stuffed Swine Flu Toy

Because teddy bears are SO 2008, The Centers For Disease Control and Prevention Museum in Atlanta is now selling something even MORE adorable:  a stuffed swine flu virus!  Awwww.
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Sep 3, 2009

Children’s Books That Make You Go “Hmmmm”

While browsing the children’s section at Barnes & Noble, I came across this most, um, curiously titled kids’ book FEATURED on the wall:
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