Kids' Products
Feb 24, 2010
As we all know, Barbie has worked hard to be recognized for more than her bodacious bod, amassing a resume longer than War and Peace. And she shows no signs of stopping, as Mattel recently announced the 125th and 126th careers for Barbie based on an Internet vote.
Feb 16, 2010
If you are like most people in America, you are probably wondering what to do with that extra ten grand you have lying around. Well, wonder no more!
What could be a better investment than the Snuffles bear, which is valued at — you guessed it — $10,000?!
Feb 4, 2010
File this under: Why I plan to force my daughter to wear sweatsuits until she’s 40.
Oct 13, 2009
Step out of your time machine and say hello to the 1950s, everyone. Because here is a Cleaning Cart — for “GIRLS ONLY!”
Sep 29, 2009
Hit with the realization that their dolls — SHOCKER — don’t exactly offer young girls realistic-looking role models, Mattel is finally launching a line of black Barbie dolls with more “authentic facial characteristics” than previous collections.
Well, it’s about damn time.
Sep 21, 2009
I know I often have an inappropriately dirty mind — you know, as opposed to an appropriately dirty mind — but this baby shirt (available in sizes 0-6 months and 6-12 months) is just WRONG, isn’t it?
That’s “twisted,” all right. No way is my daughter wearing tassels like that until she’s at least 18 years [...]
Sep 9, 2009
Because teddy bears are SO 2008, The Centers For Disease Control and Prevention Museum in Atlanta is now selling something even MORE adorable: a stuffed swine flu virus! Awwww.
Sep 3, 2009
While browsing the children’s section at Barnes & Noble, I came across this most, um, curiously titled kids’ book FEATURED on the wall:
