Celebrities
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: Drama at the Farmers Market!
Aug 30, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Seraphina Affleck
(Can’t you just see that headline on TMZ.com?)
JEN: Did you pay the man for the flowers?
BEN: No, I thought YOU paid him.
SERAPHINA: Oh boy.
Deep Thoughts by Kenzo Lee Hounsou
Aug 25, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Celebrity Spawn | Tags: Kimora Lee Simmons, Too Cute
“I’m bringing ‘The Robot’ back!”
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Aug 17, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Crazy Say What?, Taylor Momsen
“Music keeps me young.”
–Taylor Momsen, who just turned 17, in a Spin magazine interview, during which she also describes her fashion sense as “high-class hooker.” Ah, precious youth of today!
The Family Stallone
Aug 16, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture
What beautiful young ladies. Wonder why they’re posing with wax figures…?
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Supermodel Edition
Aug 15, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Celebrity Baby Photos
What an exciting treat I have in store for you. It is Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo — wait for it… wait for it — SUPERMODEL EDITION! Now, I know what you’re thinking: what a scintillating twist on this nail-biter of a game! Oh, indeed.
You know the drill. See if you can guess the famous faces behind these baby/kid photos. Click on the pictures for the answers:
Barney Stinson Would Not Approve: Neil Patrick Harris and Partner Expecting Twins
Aug 14, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Mo' Babies Mo' Babies
Because Twitter is the new press release, Neil Patrick Harris today Tweeted that he and his longtime partner, David Burtka, are becoming daddies:
“So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…” (Bonus points for not declaring they are “OVER THE MOON!”)
Somewhere, Barney Stinson is shaking his head and sighing, “Dude! Why are you messing up a good thing with KIDS?”
NPH and Burtka, a chef and actor who has guest-starred on How I Met Your Mother, have been together for roughly six years. The next time we see a picture of them…? They’re going to be raising two cans of Red Bull. TWINS! Wow. Best of luck, boys.
You, you, you oughta know: Alanis Morissette is pregnant
Aug 11, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Doppelgänger Alert
Why, I had no idea she and James Van Der Beek were even dating! Congrats, you crazy kids –
Wait a second. My cats trusty work staff inform me that is NOT Dawson Leery but, in fact, a rapper called Souleye (real name: Mario Treadway). Who happens to be Alanis’ husband.
My bad.
“We’re very excited to embark on this journey with each other,” Alanis announced — where else? — on her Twitter page.
When I shared this news with Mr. Candy, he got all excited: “Oooohhhh, I hope she has a terrible time with morning sickness and gets inspired to write angry, angst-y music again!”
YES!
Er, I mean… we wish you a beautiful, stress-free pregnancy, Alanis. Really! *Ahem*
This old dad of mine: Rod Stewart to become father again at 66
Aug 10, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Old Fertile Dudes
Rod Stewart clearly subscribes to the belief of being “Forever Young,” because — age be damned — the 65-year-old is expecting a second child with his 39-year-old wife, Penny Lancaster, next year.
This will be Rod’s eighth child, with four different baby mamas. Spread that seed, Rod! (What a fitting name for him, eh?)
“We were thrilled and delighted to be able to tell Alastair that he was going to be the big brother to a little baby, expected just before Mummy’s 40th Birthday,” the couple said in a statement.
“Not to mention daddy and baby can share diapers and pureed food, while Mom pushes them around in a double-stroller. Just think of all the cost-saving benefits!” they enthused.
