Celebrities

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: Drama at the Farmers Market!

Aug 30, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: , ,

(Can’t you just see that headline on TMZ.com?)

JEN:  Did you pay the man for the flowers?

BEN:  No, I thought YOU paid him.

SERAPHINA:  Oh boy.




Deep Thoughts by Kenzo Lee Hounsou

Aug 25, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Celebrity Spawn | Tags: ,

“I’m bringing ‘The Robot’ back!”




Kids Say the Darndest Things

Aug 17, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: ,

“Music keeps me young.”

–Taylor Momsen, who just turned 17, in a Spin magazine interview, during which she also describes her fashion sense as “high-class hooker.”  Ah, precious youth of today!




The Family Stallone

Aug 16, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture

What beautiful young ladies.  Wonder why they’re posing with wax figures…?




Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Supermodel Edition

Aug 15, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

What an exciting treat I have in store for you.  It is Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo — wait for it… wait for it — SUPERMODEL EDITION!  Now, I know what you’re thinking:  what a scintillating twist on this nail-biter of a game!  Oh, indeed.

You know the drill.  See if you can guess the famous faces behind these baby/kid photos. Click on the pictures for the answers:





Barney Stinson Would Not Approve: Neil Patrick Harris and Partner Expecting Twins

Aug 14, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

Because Twitter is the new press release, Neil Patrick Harris today Tweeted that he and his longtime partner, David Burtka, are becoming daddies:

“So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…”  (Bonus points for not declaring they are “OVER THE MOON!”)

Somewhere, Barney Stinson is shaking his head and sighing, “Dude!  Why are you messing up a good thing with KIDS?”

NPH and Burtka, a chef and actor who has guest-starred on How I Met Your Mother, have been together for roughly six years.  The next time we see a picture of them…?  They’re going to be raising two cans of Red Bull.  TWINS!  Wow.  Best of luck, boys.




You, you, you oughta know: Alanis Morissette is pregnant

Aug 11, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

Why, I had no idea she and James Van Der Beek were even dating!  Congrats, you crazy kids –

Wait a second.  My cats trusty work staff inform me that is NOT Dawson Leery but, in fact, a rapper called Souleye  (real name: Mario Treadway).  Who happens to be Alanis’ husband.

My bad.

“We’re very excited to embark on this journey with each other,” Alanis announced — where else? — on her Twitter page.

When I shared this news with Mr. Candy, he got all excited:  “Oooohhhh, I hope she has a terrible time with morning sickness and gets inspired to write angry, angst-y music again!”

YES!

Er, I mean… we wish you a beautiful, stress-free pregnancy, Alanis.  Really!  *Ahem*




This old dad of mine: Rod Stewart to become father again at 66

Aug 10, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

Rod Stewart clearly subscribes to the belief of being “Forever Young,” because — age be damned — the 65-year-old is expecting a second child with his 39-year-old wife, Penny Lancaster, next year.

This will be Rod’s eighth child, with four different baby mamas.  Spread that seed, Rod!  (What a fitting name for him, eh?)

“We were thrilled and delighted to be able to tell Alastair that he was going to be the big brother to a little baby, expected just before Mummy’s 40th Birthday,” the couple said in a statement.

“Not to mention daddy and baby can share diapers and pureed food, while Mom pushes them around in a double-stroller.  Just think of all the cost-saving benefits!” they enthused.







 

Gallery

More Laughing Stork


Sign Up for Weekly Laughing Stork News & Announcements

Email Newsletter icon, E-mail Newsletter icon, Email List icon, E-mail List icon



The Laughing Stork TV



Call for Reader Submissions

Send us your funny baby photos, awkward family portraits and silly pet pics!

Email Candy






Funny Baby Pictures

See More Funny Baby Pictures »


Silly Pet Pictures

See More Silly Animal Photos »


Awesome Family Photos

See More Awesome Family Photos »