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Winner of the TLS “Caption This” Contest: The Sympathetic Husband
May 5, 2009 | Filed Under: Contests,Marcy & Matty,Other Photos,Pregnancy | Tags: Caption This Contest
A hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader, MM, for submitting the winning caption:
Manfred, clearly pleased with the status of his burgeoning belly, ponders which color support top to purchase for the moobs he plans to work on next.
Because, let’s face it, you can never go wrong with a moobs reference.
Submit your clever photo captions (two submissions per reader; U.S. residents only, unfortunately) by next Monday, and the winner — chosen by The Laughing Stork’s very own Co-Chairkitties Marcy and Matty — will receive this lovely prize:
Tart D’Amande Soufflé Riche Pour Le Corps offers luxurious moisture protection that’s never heavy or greasy, just divine. Almond Pie exudes a warm fragrance, rich with coveted and healthy ingredients to treat your whole body. Vitamins and tropical nut oils provide the ultimate in hydrated and sensuously silky skin. While rich with fatty acids and decadent aroma, there are no calories to be gained here. Guiltlessly dive into a big scoop of absolute deliciousness, and those lucky enough to be near you will savor the pleasure too. Apply liberally to the body and massage until absorbed. Perfect to wear anywhere!
6.76 fl. oz. (Retails for $48)
After reading that, I’m totally famished. Then again, when am I not these days?
Good luck, TLSers!
Deep Thoughts by Nahla Ariela Aubry
May 5, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Halle Berry, Nahla Aubry
“Hmmmm… definitely too al dente for my taste.”
Reader-Submitted Funny Baby Picture: Kid-in-the-Box
May 5, 2009 | Filed Under: Funny Baby Pictures,Other Photos,Reader Submissions | Tags: Reader Submissions
“Just getting comfy here…”
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Denise, who notes:
Here’s a photo of my daughter when she was a baby (she’s now three), she kept sitting on her activity block and getting stuck in it. I love the foot sticking out the front. Don’t worry, we didn’t just take pictures and leave her there!
(Note to self: Leaving baby stuck in boxes is apparently frowned upon. *SIGH* I have SO much to learn about parenting)
Funny Baby Pictures: Girl Enjoys Unusual Perspective
May 1, 2009 | Filed Under: Funny Baby Pictures,Other Photos
“Ha, haaaa…. dude! You TOTALLY need to start using the nose hair trimmer we got you for Christmas!”
And Now This Word from Bronx Mowgli Wentz
Apr 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Bronx Mowgli Wentz
“Am I the only one who’s STILL bummed that hottie Melissa couldn’t perform on Dancing with the Stars last night?”
Winner of the TLS “Caption This Picture” Contest: Devilish Baby
Apr 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Contests,Funny Baby Pictures,Other Photos | Tags: Caption This Contest
Although my cats and I got a chuckle out of ALL of the captions, we’d like to extend a hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader, Mesic, for submitting the winning one:
Basement Cat! Go forth and spread the Wicked Gospel of your One True Master!
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The Laughing Stork presents its very first “Caption This” contest with an actual — GASP! — prize. Cuz we is fancy folks ’round these here parts.
Post your caption submissions for this picture in the comments section by the end of this week (no more than two submissions per reader, please, and be sure to use your real e-mail address), and the winner — selected by Mama Candy — will receive some fun new beauty products. That’s right — tell them what they win, Bob!
Prizes include Wrinkle Arrest Skincare from Aminogenesis, as well as healthDropz beverage boosters:
Wrinkle Arrest is a new moisturizing day cream with SPF 18 and broad spectrum sun protection. Wrinkle Arrest contains the groundbreaking AminoGenesis DermaScyne formula which helps reduce the appearance of fine lines, wrinkles, discoloration and other signs of aging. These precursors help support proteins like collagen and elastin as well as many other key proteins found in the skin.
healthDropz is available in three blends (Energy, Focus and Green Tea Antioxidants), each providing a precise, highly concentrated mix of vitamins, herbs or select natural ingredients. Simply add six healthDropz to 8 oz water of water or any beverage. No mixing necessary. The bottle is small and convenient to carry, about the size of a lipstick.
*Unfortunately, we can only send prizes to residents of the U.S. for this particular contest. We Yanks suck, I know.
Ugly Betty’s Ana Ortiz Gets Unexpected Pregnancy Gift: Psychic Powers
Apr 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Celebrity Spawn,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Ana Ortiz
Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz — who’s due around the same time that I am, in late July — claims pregnancy has blessed her with more than nausea and swollen ankles; she also has psychic powers now.
“Before I found out I was having a girl I dreamt that I was having a girl,” Ana, 38, revealed at the Point Honors gala in New York City Monday. “I even dreamt what her name was, so I guess that name should be her real name.”
Given that I dreamed that I gave birth to a 30-lb. talking baby, I really hope I do NOT have psychic powers.
Ana remained mum on the baby’s name –- very wise — except for laughing, “It’s going to be Watermelon.” No word on whether her daughter will be of the seedless variety.
Wait — I AM getting a premonition! I’m going to be hungry for a bowl of Frosted Flakes… and have to urinate every ten minutes… today…
Well, whaddya know? Check, and check!
Body Language Expert: Suri Cruise’s Moves Decoded!
Apr 27, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Humor & Satire,Other Photos | Tags: Body Language, Suri Cruise
A body language expert tells The Laughing Stork the true meaning behind Suri’s mysterious moves.
By forcefully leaning forward, “she’s indicating she would like to take the lead on an important project,” body language expert Dr. I. Lie Freely tells TLS. “Given the look of consternation of her face, I would say she’s definitely thinking about taking the reins of the North Korean missile crisis, or possibly directing her pre-school’s finger puppet production.”
