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Mar 22, 2009
“DUDE. Goatees are so 1992. Just like your movie career.”
Mar 16, 2009
“I SAID I WANTED ‘PAT THE BUNNY’ — NOT ‘GREEN EGGS AND HAM,’ DAMMIT!”
Mar 12, 2009
“Oh, Mom. I TOLD you I needed some of daddy’s hair gel!”
Mar 11, 2009
“Come any closer, and you’ll get a knuckle sandwich!”
Mar 10, 2009
“Hmmmm… a little bland. Could someone please pass the salt?”
Mar 8, 2009
“This guy had better keep his paws off my purse. I’ll cut a bitch, you know!”
Mar 6, 2009
“I just took a ride down the Birth Canal, and all I got was this lousy hat.”
Mar 5, 2009
Huh. That’s weird. I mean, he’s adorable and all, but I was fully expecting him to look like…
…THIS, for some reason.
p.s. — I call dibs on the baby name, Malibu Baloo! With thanks to Ashlee and Pete for the inspiration.
