Celebrity Spawn
Feb 15, 2010
“George Washington’s birthday? Whoopee. I refuse to celebrate a holiday created by legislative overkill and perpetuated by pushy auto dealerships. Now a federal ELMO DAY… that, I can get behind.”
Feb 9, 2010
“These photographer guys are even more annoying than Barney, Mom!”
Jan 19, 2010
Guess I’m not the only one who has a hard time taking Brad seriously with that beard-thing.
Dec 18, 2009
“… The stupid paparazzi AGAIN? Lemme at ‘em!”
Dec 16, 2009
A mere four days after giving birth, Kendra Wilkinson has already pimped out little Hank Randall Baskett IV to OK! Magazine. Even the Kardashians are like, Day-um, gurl! You quick!
Dec 15, 2009
“It’s gonna be awkward when I can finally tell Dad I’m actually a Phillies fan.”
Dec 7, 2009
“I TOLD you, Dad — doesn’t matter HOW much you kiss up to me, I’m not letting you borrow my outfit!”
Nov 29, 2009
Lou Sulola Samuel: Try saying THAT five times fast.
Behold the first public photo of Heidi Klum and Seal’s precious seven-week-old daughter, Miss Lou, which they posted (among others) on their Web sites.
