Animals
The Bad Cat in the Hat: Part Deux
Aug 27, 2010 | Filed Under: Animals,Marcy & Matty,Photoblog | Tags: Bad Cat in the Hat
From my recently launched “The Bad Cat in the Hat” photo series. I call this one Devil in a Red Cap.
So very fitting.
[Hat sold on Etsy]
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Aug 26, 2010 | Filed Under: Animals | Tags: ZZZZZZZZ
“Midterm election primaries…?”

“Wake me up when it’s all over. Okay, thanks, nighty-night.“
The Bad Cat in the Hat
Aug 18, 2010 | Filed Under: Animals,Marcy & Matty,Other Photos,Photoblog | Tags: Bad Cat in the Hat, Revenge
Matty’s litter box aversion has been well-documented on this site. We have attempted to solve his not-so-little problem with everything from a cat whisperer to anti-depressants to threats of feline military school… and Matty has shown his appreciation for our efforts by leaving even bigger “gifts” for us under the plant in the living room. Just like Christmas morning! Gee, thanks for your generosity, Santa Caca.
So I am left with only one remaining option: revenge. Revenge in the form of — you guessed it — CAT HATS. That’s right; I’m going to make this kitty pay for his nasally offensive sins by forcing him to wear humiliating headwear. Thus launching my new photo series, “The Bad Cat in the Hat.”
I like to call this one Pimp Kitty.
Despite telling the lovely cat hat craftswoman that my kitty required an extra-large “Hollywood Hustler,” the hat barely fit Fatty Matty’s head. I cackled as I slipped it on his huge noggin, fully anticipating a miserable cat, and you know what…?
THE DAMN CAT LIKED IT.
Dogged by disdain
Aug 12, 2010 | Filed Under: Animals,Other Photos | Tags: Pets are wise

“Enough with the baby talk. You sound like an idiot.”
[Photo source: Unknown. Mysteriously so.]
Linguine with Duped Dog
Jun 30, 2010 | Filed Under: Animals,Other Photos | Tags: D'oh

“I can’t believe I fell for the cat’s your-bone-is-in-the-stockpot prank AGAIN.”
Long-Lost Twins
Jun 22, 2010 | Filed Under: Animals,Marcy & Matty,Other Photos

LEFT: Actor and former rodeo rider Wilford Brimley
RIGHT: The Laughing Stork co-chairman and professional napper Matty Marbles
We’ve Got Your Back
Jun 15, 2010 | Filed Under: Animals,Funny Baby Pictures,Other Photos | Tags: Awwww

"Dude! Maybe you should lay off the sweet potatoes."
My favorite part is the lazy-slash-smart puppy watching from a safe distance. He’s all, “I’ll supervise! Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
Unwinding, Doggy-Style
Jun 10, 2010 | Filed Under: Animals,Other Photos

“No, I am not surfing for doggy porn. Even worse: I am still using MySpace.”


















