Teens

Mar 4, 2010

‘Extra Small’ Condoms for 12-Year-Olds Hit Shelves, Egos

Several studies have revealed that adolescent boys aren’t putting on a Jimmy hat when having sex.  So, in response to this problem, a major condom manufacturer in Switzerland has created “extra-small” condoms named the “Hotshot” for boys as young as 12 years old.
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Mar 3, 2010

Colleges Narcing Out Drunk Students to Their Parents

When I was in college, I enjoyed the occasional alcoholic drink and by “occasional,” I mean daily case of Moosehead.  In fact, I majored in keg stands and was very fortunate that I was never busted — especially considering keg stand-ology is really only supposed to be a minor. 
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Dec 7, 2009

Parents’ Sex Talk with Kids: Too Little, Too Late

Sadly, this boy’s parents have NOT taught him that condoms are not intended for animal balloons In news that just made millions of parents — and kids — groan with dread, a new study from Harvard reveals that parents are having the Sex Talk with their children way too late. 
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Sep 14, 2009

Mom Panhandles for Son, Deserves One Hell of a Mother’s Day Gift

Talk about a mom who’s going above and beyond… Shelle Curley of Bellevue, Wash. doesn’t have the money to pay for her son’s senior year of high school at the prestigious Idyllwild Arts School in California, so she is standing at freeway on-ramps to beg for the money.
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Aug 25, 2009

Is Our Children Learning?

Nope, they ain’t learnin’ so good — if you go by the overall trend in SAT scores, that is. Average scores on the SAT college entrance exam (ah, memories… stressful, stressful memories) dipped slightly for the high school class of 2009, while gender, race and income gaps widened, according to figures released today by the College [...]
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Jun 24, 2009

Homeless Girl on Her Way to Harvard

In the midst of all the “GOSSELIN DIVORCE DRAMA” and “PARIS HILTON CELEBRATES 1000th LAY!” headlines, it’s refreshing to see an actual heartwarming story slip through the sensational cracks…
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Jun 9, 2009

This Just In: Chronic Sleep Deprivation Not Healthy for Teenagers! News at Eleven.

In today’s “duh” report, a study reveals that teenagers who don’t get enough sleep are more likely to be depressed.  Captain Obvious agrees.
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Jun 3, 2009

Boy Really Takes Education by the Balls

Worried your children aren’t taking their education seriously enough?  Well, this story should most certainly reassure you! Last week at a Dallas-area high school, a ninth grader was dared to eat parts of a fetal pig for a whopping fifty bucks.  Possessing the common sense of gravel, he of course agreed. No word on whether he was [...]
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