Kids
Oct 13, 2009
If you’re a new mom like I am, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) is probably often top-of-mind:
“Open a window before she gets too hot and dies!” (Said in 60-degree weather)
“OMG, take that blanket off the baby before she suffocates!”
“A doll?! Are you NUTS?! Get that death trap OUT OF MY DAUGHTER’S BASSINET!”
Well, better crazy-paranoid than [...]
Oct 6, 2009
Well, that’s ONE way to recycle cardboard.
Oct 5, 2009
Just when you thought the rules surrounding breastfeeding couldn’t get any more confusing — Drink lots of fluids! Breastfeed for six months — no, ONE YEAR! Don’t paint your nails while breastfeeding! Be sure to nurse with one hand behind your head while jumping up and down like a monkey! (Seriously, please do and [...]
Oct 3, 2009
If you’re having a less-than-stellar day this weekend — perhaps your husband is hogging the TV with college football games or, worse yet, a “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ marathon, or maybe you just found out you’re being extorted for $2 million — then just watch this video.
Sep 29, 2009
I’ve been searching the Web for silly Halloween costumes for Miss Skye — the only reason to HAVE a baby, really — and have come across some real doozies in the process. I mean, costumes that even I wouldn’t torture my kid with.
So, of course, I have to share them with you. And will do [...]
Sep 24, 2009
What IS it about this song? Not only has everybody and their poodle posted videos of themselves dancing to it on YouTube, but I also CAN’T HELP BUT WATCH THEM! I also can’t get the catchy ditty out of my head. In fact, I was just singing it to Miss Skye after hearing it [...]
Sep 23, 2009
Yowza. This picture should be distributed in high school sex education class. If that doesn’t encourage teenage girls to use protection, I don’t know what will…
A woman in Indonesia has given birth to the country’s biggest baby ever — tipping the scales at a whopping 19.2 lbs. He was born vaginally.
Sep 22, 2009
“No, Mom — I said I wanted a Christmas present. Not be a Christmas PEASANT!”
