Contests
Enter Babble’s “Impossibly Cute” Contest for Free
Mar 30, 2010 | Filed Under: Contests
Friend of The Laughing Stork, Babble.com, is sharing this one-day exclusive offer with those of you who think you’ve got the Cutest Kid in the World (which would be pretty much all of us, I believe):
Register to Win: Bright Starts Babymoon Sweepstakes
Feb 2, 2010 | Filed Under: Contests
Baby on the way?
Before baby arrives, win a getaway to pamper yourself and enjoy some downtime. Bright Starts™ (www.brightstarts.com) is giving away a luxurious 7-night babymoon vacation to three lucky couples. Continue Reading »
Winner of the “Caption This” Contest
Dec 7, 2009 | Filed Under: Awesome Family Photos,Contests | Tags: Awesome Family Photos, Caption This Contest
Thanks for the caption submissions! The Laughing Stork crew got quite a kick out of them. They were all amusing, but the cats have declared the winner to be…
ERIN! Who submitted the hilarious caption, “Guess which one is proud to be hung like a baby.” (I think we all know, unfortunately.) Congrats, Erin. When you receive your prize, maybe you can give us a report on what “oxygenating peptides” do, exactly.
Congrats to the Winner of the Baby Betting Pool!
Aug 3, 2009 | Filed Under: Contests,Featured,Pregnancy
Come on down, Lainey! You’re the winner of Candy’s Super-Appropriate Baby Betting Pool!
A hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader and hardcore gambler, Lainey, for winning The Baby Betting Pool. Guess: July 29; 7 lbs., 4 oz. My baby’s actual birth date and weight: July 29; 7 lbs., 13 oz. Continue Reading »
Contest Time! Candy’s Super-Appropriate Baby Betting Pool
Jul 23, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Contests,Featured | Tags: Contest
Step right up and place your bets, folks!
Readers have suggested observing the imminent (?) arrival of Baby Girl with the purest form of celebration: a betting pool. Which Mr. Candy thought was a grand idea. Because what better way to christen a precious new life than with a li’l gambling?!
Winner of the TLS “Caption This” Contest: The Sympathetic Husband
May 5, 2009 | Filed Under: Contests,Marcy & Matty,Other Photos,Pregnancy | Tags: Caption This Contest
A hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader, MM, for submitting the winning caption:
Manfred, clearly pleased with the status of his burgeoning belly, ponders which color support top to purchase for the moobs he plans to work on next.
Because, let’s face it, you can never go wrong with a moobs reference.
Submit your clever photo captions (two submissions per reader; U.S. residents only, unfortunately) by next Monday, and the winner — chosen by The Laughing Stork’s very own Co-Chairkitties Marcy and Matty — will receive this lovely prize:
Tart D’Amande Soufflé Riche Pour Le Corps offers luxurious moisture protection that’s never heavy or greasy, just divine. Almond Pie exudes a warm fragrance, rich with coveted and healthy ingredients to treat your whole body. Vitamins and tropical nut oils provide the ultimate in hydrated and sensuously silky skin. While rich with fatty acids and decadent aroma, there are no calories to be gained here. Guiltlessly dive into a big scoop of absolute deliciousness, and those lucky enough to be near you will savor the pleasure too. Apply liberally to the body and massage until absorbed. Perfect to wear anywhere!
6.76 fl. oz. (Retails for $48)
After reading that, I’m totally famished. Then again, when am I not these days?
Good luck, TLSers!
Winner of the TLS “Caption This Picture” Contest: Devilish Baby
Apr 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Contests,Funny Baby Pictures,Other Photos | Tags: Caption This Contest
Although my cats and I got a chuckle out of ALL of the captions, we’d like to extend a hearty congratulations to Laughing Stork reader, Mesic, for submitting the winning one:
Basement Cat! Go forth and spread the Wicked Gospel of your One True Master!
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The Laughing Stork presents its very first “Caption This” contest with an actual — GASP! — prize. Cuz we is fancy folks ’round these here parts.
Post your caption submissions for this picture in the comments section by the end of this week (no more than two submissions per reader, please, and be sure to use your real e-mail address), and the winner — selected by Mama Candy — will receive some fun new beauty products. That’s right — tell them what they win, Bob!
Prizes include Wrinkle Arrest Skincare from Aminogenesis, as well as healthDropz beverage boosters:
Wrinkle Arrest is a new moisturizing day cream with SPF 18 and broad spectrum sun protection. Wrinkle Arrest contains the groundbreaking AminoGenesis DermaScyne formula which helps reduce the appearance of fine lines, wrinkles, discoloration and other signs of aging. These precursors help support proteins like collagen and elastin as well as many other key proteins found in the skin.
healthDropz is available in three blends (Energy, Focus and Green Tea Antioxidants), each providing a precise, highly concentrated mix of vitamins, herbs or select natural ingredients. Simply add six healthDropz to 8 oz water of water or any beverage. No mixing necessary. The bottle is small and convenient to carry, about the size of a lipstick.
*Unfortunately, we can only send prizes to residents of the U.S. for this particular contest. We Yanks suck, I know.
