Musings
Mar 11, 2010
There are many wonderful reasons to have a child, the most important being to silence friends and relatives who keep demanding, “When are you going to have a BABY? You’ve GOT to have a BABY!”
Mar 4, 2010
At some point this past week, Skye turned seven months old. I say “at some point” because there was no 29th of February, so her seven-month anniversary kind of got lost in the ether.
Mar 2, 2010
Wow. March sneaked up on me like my car registration renewal! Farewell, February 2010. Here are some important lessons I learned during your brief 28 days…
Mar 1, 2010
Look at that guy. It’s a shame he’s such a turd.
Mar 1, 2010
Confession: I used to be a contest whore. While other teenagers spent their weekends doing productive things such as fumbling around with each other underneath the football stadium bleachers and becoming connoisseurs of fine libations like Pabst, I spent the bulk of my weekends constantly hitting “redial” on the phone in hopes of being the [...]
Feb 23, 2010
When I tell non-Angelenos I live in Los Angeles, nine times out of ten their first question is, “Do you see a lot of celebrities?”
Feb 18, 2010
Miss Skye and I have been taking parent-infant swim classes together. I believe it’s important that she take these lessons, so that I can dress her in ridiculously cute baby bathing suits.
Feb 17, 2010
Cooking is like watching “Dr. Phil”: it’s fine if other people want to do it, and many people do for reasons unbeknownst to me, but don’t expect me to do it in MY house. Blessed with neither the talent nor the inclination to cook, I am the reason pizza delivery and microwave meals were invented. [...]