Candy's Column

Feb 5, 2010

Two Weeks, One Meltdown and Zero Bottles

Two weeks into daycare, and the sobbing and clinging have yet to diminish.  I am, of course, talking about me. 
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Feb 2, 2010

“What Are You Thinking?”

It was that critical make-or-break point.  Twenty-two years old and three months into our relationship, Mr. Candy and I were having “The Talk” at a cozy Manhattan bar over chicken fingers and too many bottles of wine. 
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Feb 1, 2010

Word of the Day: Ladylike

Function: adjective 1.  The appearance of being elegant and well-bred, an appearance that I have clearly passed on to my daughter.
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Jan 29, 2010

Six Months

Miss Skye turns six months old today. 
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Jan 27, 2010

Skylar’s Mom

Having a baby can rob you of many things.  Your once-perky breasts.  Your will to stay awake past eight o’clock.   Your — cue the ominous music here — IDENTITY.
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Jan 26, 2010

D-Day

I almost didn’t take Skylar to daycare this morning.  That’s how much I was dreading it. 
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Jan 25, 2010

The Homework Nazi

“How ’bout these jungle stickers?  They’re cute,” Mr. Candy enthused. “Mmmm-hmmmm,” I half-nodded.  I pointedly showed him the stickers in my hand.  “These are the ones I picked out,” I noted, then waited for him to notice the glaring disconnect.  He just smiled, oblivious.
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Jan 21, 2010

Top 10 Things I Never Thought I’d Say to My Husband

There are many things for which you simply cannot prepare when becoming a mother, one of which are the things that will escape your lips. 
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