1. Mickey’s new theme song:
It’s the Mickey Mouse Gentlemen’s Club(house)…
2. How a mother nursing her child is as comforting as Mickey’s warm embrace. (Precious, I know.)
3. The death of our childhood innocence.
4. A beheaded stripper
and Mickey Mouse sitting in a pool of blood can only mean one thing: They’re launching CSI: Disney World.
5. None of the above. The crazy cake is celebrating _____________.
via Cake Wrecks
The song I will sing to myself before going to sleep tonight. (Pregnancy: Ain’t it a bitch.)
All the stinky ladies…. All the stinky ladies… Now put your hands up!
Thank goodness the Chinese have our backs or, um,
boxes for “when stinks” — complete with handy-dandy diagrams, no less. Can’t imagine why an agent would be necessary, however. The copy sells itself!
Subtracting fractions isn’t the only thing making sixth graders swear these days: a British teacher recently devoted an entire class to teaching curse words to eleven-year-olds, much to their surprise.
Kids should learn swear words the old-fashioned way: at home, from their parents.
The parents, whose children attend St. Laurence School in Bradford on Avon in southwest England, said they were given no advance warning of the lesson plan — and no doubt had a few choice words for the teacher, themselves.