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News Roundup: Freshen Up Your Look with Fallopian Tube Jewelry & Get My “Best Blogging Tip”

Sperm and fallopian tube jewelry.  I believe it was Coco Chanel who said, “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and add one reproductive...

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Weekly Link Roundup: Grandma is So Busted

This Christmas, give the gift of honesty:  While helping her dad clean out her grandmother’s old apartment, Amanda says she found the above “love note” tucked in...

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Weekly News Roundup: Nutmeg is the New Crack

A child’s fear of Santa:  Now in stereo! Ah, kids today.  The latest: Nutmeg.  [Gather] How much attachment parenting is necessary?  Well, when your...

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Weekly News Roundup: Scary Santa; Movie-Perfect Angelina; and “Sexy” Teva Stilettos

It’s that time of the year again… to post pictures of screaming kids on Santa’s lap.  Because they never get old.  (Unless you’re the parent.)...

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End-of-Week News Roundup: Classy Baby Shower of the Week and Thanksgiving Leftover Facials

This picture sums up our holiday:  Marcy slips into a post-Thanksgiving feast coma Three arrested for disorderly conduct in baby shower brawl.  Party was decorated...

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Weekly News Roundup: How to Spy on Your Child’s Computer Habits and Other Things Your Kids Will Love!

“Crap,” the pregnant lady thinks.  “You mean even after I give birth, I’ll STILL be wearing this maternity nightgown?”  [AFP] My favorite...

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Weekly News Roundup: Nothing Says “Proud Papa” Like a Velvet Cloak and The Duggars Continue to Multiply

Awesome chest hair-heavy family photo:  Black velvet, if you please… [AFP] The eldest Duggar son Josh and his wife Anna are already expecting their second child,...

News Roundup: Bert Takes One Step Out of the Closet; What to Expect Takes One Step Toward Big Screen

What To Expect When You’re Expecting to be adapted into a romantic comedy.  Um, what?  When I read the book, seemed more like horror film material.  [EW] Acne cream...

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A Family’s Runny Mashed Potatoes Emergency and Other Breaking News

Behold the world’s most expensive crib, costing $19,995.  Best of all, that price tag…?  DOESN’T INCLUDE ASSEMBLY.  [Posh Tots] Illinois boy calls...

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Surefire Way to Get Blacklisted from Birth Announcement Mailing and Other Helpful News

Sesame Street song encourages black girls to embrace their hair. Heck, I think almost ALL girls could benefit from that message (says the girl who started frying and...