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POP CULTURE: How The Lorax Saved Hollywood with Savvy Marketing and Kid Power
Not to mention one bad-ass mustache.
BABY PRODUCTS: “Grave Concerns” About Popular Bumbo Baby Seat
I find it is safest when used with an accessory that doesn’t come with the seat: common sense.
CELEBRITY: Neve Campbell is Pregnant
Baby-proofing to include removing all household copies of Wild Things.
PARENTING ISSUE: “Talking to Other Parents About My Gay 7-Year-Old Son”
“For the next PTA fundraiser, we’re asking you to bring cookies and a big helping of tolerance and acceptance. Thanks!”
CELEBRITY: Jessica Simpson Nude on the Cover of Elle
She meant to wear clothes, but suffered from world’s worst case of pregnancy brain.
PARENTS OF THE YEAR: Parents Forget Child, 3, at Chuck E. Cheese’s, Until They See It on TV News
Blame it on the Chuck E. Cheese Band’s oddly mesmerizing powers.
HEALTH: Pregnancy Seems to Protect Against Multiple Sclerosis
Almost makes up for the whole nipple hair growth thing.
STYLE: Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku Mini Spring Kids’ Line for Target Hits Stores
It also hit my wallet. (Damn you, Gwen, and your irresistibly whimsical style!)
MOMS & WORK: Soccer Mom with Four Kids Busted for Running Manhattan Brothel
Her kids and employees had one thing in common: they were all required to be in a bed by 8 p.m.
"I don't think this is what they mean by 'French Parenting,' people!"
INTERNATIONAL: An American Mom Discovers the Wisdom of French Parenting
Well, I don’t know about the kids, but saying “oui, oui” always makes ME laugh.
CELEBRITY: Jessica Simpson Spotted Shopping for Pink Baby Clothes
Awwww. If it is indeed a baby girl, she can name her after her dad: Papa Jo!
BEAUTY: Young Teens Ask YouTube Users If They’re “Ugly”
Because if anyone will make you feel better about yourself, it’s the compassionate YouTube Community. *Ahem*
LITERATURE: Stephen Colbert Releasing Kids’ Book Titled, I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)
A career book about the stripper industry, perhaps?
FOOD: Taco Bell Launching New Doritos Taco Shell
A cheese-flavored shell — for when you want more dairy in your kid’s diet.
SOCIAL MEDIA: Facebook Removes Breastfeeding Pics From “Respect the Breast” Page
“CELEBRITY”: Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She is Having a Baby Girl
And both Grandma and Grandpa Jenner are OVERJOYED…
Really! They’re smiling! Well, as much as they can these days…