The Celebrity Stork Roundup: David and Harper Beckham Offer Daily Dose of Cuteness and Sugar Bear Makes June an Honest Woman
May 6, 2013 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Bethenny Frankel, David Beckham, Nicole Richie, Rachel Zoe, Victoria Beckham
Two-year-old Harper and her mom visit David Beckham in Paris to help him celebrate his 38th birthday.
Coincidentally, a squeeze and kiss from David Beckham is on MY birthday wish list.
Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman offer son Skyler a makeshift swing while leaving lunch in L.A.
Probably for the best he doesn’t scuff his $500 toddler boots, anyway.
Deep Thoughts: Guess What Harper Beckham is Thinking
Aug 27, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Harper Beckham, Pop Quiz, Victoria Beckham
Harper Beckham is thinking what as she leaves a birthday party in Los Angeles?
1. That kid in front of us is totally photo-bombing this picture.
2. Hope Mom and Dad are ready for a long night because the clown from that party is going to haunt my dreams. HOW DID HE PULL A FLOWER FROM MY NOSE?! Sick.
3. Flats? I’m one whole year! Doesn’t Mom know that Suri was rocking sky-high Louboutins by the time she was SIX MONTHS OLD?
4. Mom’s not the ONLY one who can pout for the cameras.
5. None of the above. Harper is thinking _________________.
The Family Dish: Giuliana Rancic is Having a Baby & Drew Barrymore Attends Wedding-Slash-Baby Shower
Apr 23, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Drew Barrymore, Giuliana Rancic, The Dish, Victoria Beckham
STORK ALERT: Giuliana and Bill Rancic announce they’re having a baby (via gestational carrier)
And as one of the viewers who has followed their journey on TV, I may or may not have teared up upon reading this news. At which point, the cats rolled their eyes: “Here she goes again.”
TWO-FOR-ONE PARTY: Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman have a wedding-slash-baby shower
Registry items included ducky dishware instead of china and baby bottles instead of wine bottles.
Victoria Beckham’s New Style: Charmin Chic
May 9, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Don't Squeeze the Charmin, Victoria Beckham
Toilet paper dresses constructed at Posh’s baby shower, as Tweeted by Ms. Posh herself:
“As much as I love being wrapped in Costco toilet paper,” Victoria thinks, “how do I tell these people this was supposed to be a baby shower — not a BRIDAL shower?”
Royal Baller Alert: David and Victoria Beckham Hit the Royal Wedding
Apr 29, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: David Beckham, Victoria Beckham
“Uh-oh. Hope they don’t mind terribly that we brought this uninvited guest.”
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Slide Shows | Tags: Alicia Silverstone, Ivanka Trump, Maya Rudolph, Natalie Portman, Pink, Selma Blair, Victoria Beckham
I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her Baby Bump!” — then immediately click on the story to check out said bump. There is just something oddly fascinating about watching women’s bellies grow as this alien life form takes over their bodies (with that kind of romantic outlook, I should write baby shower cards for Hallmark, don’t you think?), as evidenced by the way people stare whenever I waddle into a Starbucks. You know, back in the day when I could actually venture outside. And when we’re talking about celebrities’ growing bellies…? We cannot get enough! At least I can’t. Which is why I present to you…
THE OBLIGATORY-YET-ENTERTAINING CELEBRITY BABY BUMP SLIDE SHOW! (Try saying that five times fast.) Captions are underneath.
Finally, Someone to Inherit Victoria Beckham’s Wardrobe
Mar 11, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Over the Moon Alert, Victoria Beckham
And, given her mom’s size, she’ll pretty much be able to wear it straight out of the womb!
Yes, David and Victoria Beckham are expecting a baby girl this July. The soccer star, 35, announced the news Friday afternoon at an L.A. Galaxy fan luncheon.
“Obviously, we’re very lucky to be expecting again, and this is the first time I’m going to say it: It’s a little girl,” Becks shared with Galaxy fans.
“We’re still in shock. Obviously, having three boys, you kind of expect another one, so finding out a little girl is in there is surprising, but, obviously, we are over the moon,” he added. “Our three boys are happy and excited, and Victoria is doing well.”
I know what you’re thinking right now, and I don’t blame you… I was surprised to hear the L.A. Galaxy has fans, too.
Victoria, Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham Step Out
Dec 5, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Victoria Beckham
From the looks of Posh’s outfit, I’m guessing they just came from Chuck E. Cheese’s…?
