Tag - Vasectomy

These Vasectomy Cakes Are a Cut Above the Rest

Warning:  Cake #6 is not entirely safe for work or for people with aversions to penises with faces.


I'm sure the concept of a dog playing with balls totally reassured him!


"Retirement" is a diplomatic way of putting it. Wonder if you can dip into your 401K for it...?


Fun fact: Doctors recommend all men undergoing a vasectomy wear a sombrero.


Love the anti-sperm graphic on the otherwise perfectly lovely cake


A cake for Pete's peter!


Another fun fact: penis facial growth is a rare, but seriously freaky, side effect of vasectomies.


Happy Vasectomy Day!

If men are known for one thing, it’s their high pain tolerance.  No!  I kid!  As I was bowled over in pain yesterday from MY PELVIS SOFTENING AND SPREADING SO A BOWLING BALL-SIZED HUMAN CAN POP OUT OF THERE, Mr. Candy emerged from the bathroom, dramatically clutching his hand.

“I cut my finger on the toothbrush!  Quick — get me a Band-Aid!” he cried.

You don’t even want to know how this occurred.  Or how long he pouted.  But suffice it to say his face looked something like this (sans kick-ass sombrero):

Yes, yes, that is indeed a cake celebrating the Big Snip!  How awesome is that?  Chock full of Vicodin, with a side of chopped nuts.  Not sure to where Ted’s running in that get-up, though — perhaps to Mexico for “extra-strength” pain meds?