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Oh Boy: Honey Boo Boo Scores Toddlers & Tiaras Spin-Off

If a dolla’ makes pageant queen Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson holla’, then we’re about to find out what a bunch of TLC cash makes her...

Clip of the Day: Toddlers & Tiaras’ Contestant Represents Africa…By Looking Like a Real Housewife of Atlanta

If Toddlers & Tiaras is known for anything, it’s the education offered to contestants and viewers.  (Seriously, I had no idea what a “flipper” was...

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Candy’s CliffsNotes: Toddlers & Tiaras’ Darling Divas Pageant

Need a Toddlers & Tiaras run-down in a hurry? Candy’s CliffsNotes™ are the fast, free way to get the scoop!  Up this week:  the Darling Divas pageant in...

Toddlers and Tiaras’ Clip of the Day: “I Ain’t Never Seen Shirley Temple Like That Before!”

Pint-sized hopefuls — and their completely sane moms — vied for a $10,000 prize (yeah, count those zeros again) at the Universal Royalty Hollywood pageant on...

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Toddlers & Tiaras’ “Lollipops & Gumdrops” Pageant Recap: The Return of “Famous” Mackenzie

Welcome to another installment of The Laughing Stork’s Toddlers & Tiaras recaps!  This week we’re joining contestants on their journey to the Lollipops...

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Toddlers & Tiaras “Precious Moments” Pageant Recap: “A Dolla’ Makes Me Holla’, Honey Boo-Boo!”

Time to prepare for Georgia’s Precious Moments Pageant!  A glimpse at last year’s winner: A beauty, for sure, but overdid it with the spray tan. :01 – We...

Clip of the Day: “Princess Means That You’re a Loser” — Good-Spirited Toddlers & Tiaras Pageant Mom

I watched last week’s Toddlers & Tiaras: Island of Dreams Pageant with dismay — not because of the pushy grandmother who seems to think pageants are more...

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Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Merry Glitzmas to All and to All a Drag Queen-Inspired Night

If you were hoping for some spray-tanned, pint-sized pageant queens — and kings! — on your television this holiday season (because, really, what embodies...

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Rock Star Divas and Dolls Pageant: What I Learned from This Week’s “Toddlers & Tiaras”

A few parenting and life lessons I gleaned from this week’s Toddlers & Tiaras’ exploration of the “South Georgia-style glitz pageant,” Rock Star Diva...

Clip of the Day: Important Life Lessons for Toddlers & Tiara’s Ashley-Noelle

Just when you were ready to dismiss the pageantry world of Toddlers & Tiaras as an unhealthy, superficial environment for kids, contestant Ashley-Noelle’s mom...