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For Sale: Urine-Soaked Positive Pregnancy Tests

As if we needed further proof that you can indeed find ANYTHING on Craigslist, a new trend has cropped up:  women selling their positive pregnancy tests on the...

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Awkward Baby Shower Cakes: Push It Good

Baby showers are a time for women to “ooohhh” and “aaahhh” over tiny socks and breast pumps, and for men to be thankful they’re not women....

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Classy Baby Shower Gift Idea

Important manufacturer health warning:  They are not to be used for love making and you should always consult your doctor before using extra nipples.

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Season’s Gropings!

And with one inappropriate squeeze, it suddenly became an XXX-mas Card.  (One for the family to hang on the fridge year-round!)

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Pop Quiz: Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

Shauna Sand was doing WHAT at the pumpkin patch?

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Uncomfortable Baby Shower Cakes: Classy Baby Mama Edition

On the heels of the Beheaded Baby Dessert, I offer you a slice of the delicious-looking Redneck Amputee Cake: “The Redneck Amputee”… sure to become the...

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And Now This Word from Shauna Sand’s Daughter…

“Why do strange men keep asking Mom how much she ‘charges for an hour’?”

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Stealing My Thunder

Darn it!  I’ve lined up my husband a top-notch photographer to take pictures of me and my growin’ belly tonight as I enter my 23rd week, and this woman has...

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Project Pregnant Runway

The challenge:  Make a maternity prom dress using only your grandmother’s living room drapes, scissors and a healthy dose of elegance. And voilà!  Whoever said...