Awkward Baby Shower Cakes: Push It Good
Aug 25, 2011 | Filed Under: Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Baby Shower Hilarity | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes, Stay Classy
Baby showers are a time for women to “ooohhh” and “aaahhh” over tiny socks and breast pumps, and for men to be thankful they’re not women.
Also, apparently, a time to let the Baby Mama know exactly what’s in store for her:
A cake AND effective birth control
Never before did I think I would have to censor a baby shower cake, but there’s a first for everything, I suppose — including the first time I’ve looked at a dessert and actually LOST my appetite (truly, a Sign of the Apocalypse).
For those of you who forgot your I.D. in order to see this X-rated goodie in all its uncensored glory, YES, the carpet matches the curtains. I know you were wondering. Sicko!
Classy Baby Shower Gift Idea
Jul 13, 2010 | Filed Under: Pregnancy Humor | Tags: Baby Shower, Stay Classy
Important manufacturer health warning: They are not to be used for love making and you should always consult your doctor before using extra nipples.
Season’s Gropings!
Mar 10, 2010 | Filed Under: Awesome Family Photos | Tags: Stay Classy
And with one inappropriate squeeze, it suddenly became an XXX-mas Card. (One for the family to hang on the fridge year-round!)
Pop Quiz: Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch
Oct 13, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Pop Quiz, Shauna Sand, Stay Classy
Shauna Sand was doing WHAT at the pumpkin patch?
Uncomfortable Baby Shower Cakes: Classy Baby Mama Edition
May 13, 2009 | Filed Under: Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Baby Shower Hilarity, Pregnancy Humor | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes, Stay Classy
On the heels of the Beheaded Baby Dessert, I offer you a slice of the delicious-looking Redneck Amputee Cake:
“The Redneck Amputee”… sure to become the Farrelly brothers’ next feature film starring David Spade and Jaime Pressly.
[via Cake Wrecks]
And Now This Word from Shauna Sand’s Daughter…
Apr 19, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn, Handpicked Funny Photos | Tags: Shauna Sand, Stay Classy
“Why do strange men keep asking Mom how much she ‘charges for an hour’?”
Stealing My Thunder
Mar 30, 2009 | Filed Under: Pregnancy Humor, Style | Tags: Handpicked Funny Photos, Stay Classy
Darn it! I’ve lined up my husband a top-notch photographer to take pictures of me and my growin’ belly tonight as I enter my 23rd week, and this woman has totally stolen my thunder by having her picture taken in MY special maternity outfit:
Lace-up hot shorts: the latest in maternity wear elegance
Oh, well. At least I can still wear it to the baby shower.
Project Pregnant Runway
Mar 27, 2009 | Filed Under: Pregnancy Humor, Style | Tags: Stay Classy, Stylin'
The challenge: Make a maternity prom dress using only your grandmother’s living room drapes, scissors and a healthy dose of elegance.
And voilà! Whoever said maternity clothes can’t be stylish, clearly did not see this classy little number.
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