A potentially life-or-death guide for kids (and husbands) who attempt to approach Mom in the midst of her first cup of coffee:
After multiple requests, I’ve actually created the mug — you can buy it here! Enjoy, my fellow tired, coffee-guzzling mamas.
It’s no secret that new babies aren’t exactly the best thing for our sex lives. In fact, sex is often the furthest thing from an exhausted mom’s mind. So I couldn’t help imagining a new father’s take on one of Frozen‘s most popular songs. I present to you… DO YOU WANNA GET IT ON? as sung to the music of “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?”
See? This is why I NEVER clean under my sofa cushions. It’s for my own safety, really.
Check out more parenting horror movie posters HERE. Bwa-ha-haaaa!
Um, yeah, perhaps my kids would be better off listening to more innocent music — like Eminem.
Crabs would know.
Although most princesses prefer to communicate with a lilting singing voice that can bring any prince within 500 miles to his knees, we imagine what princesses might say if they were armed with another communication tool: Facebook.
Because, as we all know, parenthood certainly has its frightening moments…