Considering the Grammys are supposed to be the edgier and cooler sibling of the awards show family, it’s funny that some of the attendees appeared to be sartorially inspired by household products…
Say what you will about Paula Patton’s dress, but it would look fabulous under my coffee table.
Celebrities have the advantage of being able to hire top styling professionals and graphic artists for their holiday cards, so let’s see what tips we can glean from their sure-to-be classy season’s greetings:
Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a line of clothing for kiddies.
Paris announced on Twitter over the weekend:
“Just got home from a long day.Â About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”
How exciting.Â And your day is about to become even more thrilling — because only The Laughing Stork has an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Paris’s designs so far!Â Introducing “Sexy Li’l Bitches:Â A Totally Inappropriate Kids’ Line by Paris Hilton”: