Tag - Paris Hilton

What We Can Learn From Celebrity Holiday Cards

...A miracle undone in one fell swoop.

Celebrities have the advantage of being able to hire top styling professionals and graphic artists for their holiday cards, so let’s see what tips we can glean from their sure-to-be classy season’s greetings:

Octomom

Nadya Suleman suggests moms embrace putting the "ho" in "ho, ho, ho!" with HER card.

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Bethenny Frankel goes the more traditional route by having her husband flaunt his holiday *package* in a unitard.

Kardashians

The Kardashians strive for a natural, down-to-earth look in all of their holiday cards.

celinedion

Celine Dion shows us how little effort is necessary -- no need to even leave your bed!

HIltons

The Hiltons manage to perform a Christmas miracle... and make Paris look demure.

parishilton-christmascard

...A miracle undone in one fell swoop.

Mariah

Mariah Carey: Don't hesitate to employ the, um, flattering (and classy!) touch of a caricaturist

HughHefner-Twins-ChristmasCard

For some reason, Hugh Hefner's card makes me think of "Take Your Sluttily Dressed Great-Granddaughters to Work Day."

Britney-Kevin

Britney Spears: Make sure your card has a long shelf life.

Huckabee

The Huckabees are all about haute couture in *their* Christmas card.

Hide Your Kids — Paris Hilton Wants to Dress Them!

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Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a line of clothing for kiddies.

Paris announced on Twitter over the weekend:

“Just got home from a long day.  About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”

How exciting.  And your day is about to become even more thrilling — because only The Laughing Stork has an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Paris’s designs so far!  Introducing “Sexy Li’l Bitches:  A Totally Inappropriate Kids’ Line by Paris Hilton”: