What We Can Learn From Celebrity Holiday Cards

Dec 21, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Britney Spears, Celebrity Christmas Cards, Celine Dion, Kardashians, Mariah Carey, OctoMom, Paris Hilton

Celebrities have the advantage of being able to hire top styling professionals and graphic artists for their holiday cards, so let’s see what tips we can glean from their sure-to-be classy season’s greetings:

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Nadya Suleman suggests moms embrace putting the "ho" in "ho, ho, ho!" with HER card.

Bethenny Frankel goes the more traditional route by having her husband flaunt his holiday *package* in a unitard.

The Kardashians strive for a natural, down-to-earth look in all of their holiday cards.

Celine Dion shows us how little effort is necessary -- no need to even leave your bed!

The Hiltons manage to perform a Christmas miracle... and make Paris look demure.

...A miracle undone in one fell swoop.

Mariah Carey: Don't hesitate to employ the, um, flattering (and classy!) touch of a caricaturist

For some reason, Hugh Hefner's card makes me think of "Take Your Sluttily Dressed Great-Granddaughters to Work Day."

Britney Spears: Make sure your card has a long shelf life.

The Huckabees are all about haute couture in *their* Christmas card.

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Hide Your Kids — Paris Hilton Wants to Dress Them!

May 4, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture, Satire, Style | Tags: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is famous for dressing in children’s-sized clothing and possessing the I.Q. of a baby squid, so it is only natural that she has decided to design a line of clothing for kiddies.

Paris announced on Twitter over the weekend:

“Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”

How exciting. And your day is about to become even more thrilling — because only The Laughing Stork has an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at Paris’s designs so far! Introducing “Sexy Li’l Bitches: A Totally Inappropriate Kids’ Line by Paris Hilton”: