Tag - Ouch
Only a matter of time ’til I have to ask Jeremy Piven if I may borrow one of his hair pieces.
1. My ten-month-old daughter who prefers solid foods of the flesh variety*, sinking her six teeth into my neck, cheek and shoulder every chance she gets — and laughing when I yelp, “No! Eating mommy is not allowed!”
2. The reason I am shopping for turtlenecks in June.[from Spanish Canibales, meaning pint-sized vampire]
*The author is most thankful this has not extended to nursing habits
I don’t remember applying to become a member of this particular club, but I’ve somehow become an unwitting participant anyway. Read More
Parents of toddlers are so busy installing stair gates and electrical outlet covers — or, as child safety experts such as myself call them, “thing-a-ma-jigs” — that they have likely neglected to address the biggest death trap in their house:
THE TOILET SEAT!