All posts tagged "Ouch"

  • Hugh Jackman Throws a Fatherly Sucker Punch

    Rule #1 of the Father-Daughter Snowball Fight:  Always launch the frozen ammunition when the opponent is walking away, so you can get a running start...

  • Worst Bus Tour Ever

    “This tour guide could use a little more training,” Mittens thinks. Source

  • Etiquette Lesson: Why You Should Always Tip the Midwife

    Police in southern Shenzhen City confirmed a patient’s claim that her anus had been sewn by a midwife suspected of taking revenge during the patient’s...

  • Welcome to My World

    Only a matter of time ’til I have to ask Jeremy Piven if I may borrow one of his hair pieces.

  • Word of the Day: Cannibaby

    Cannibaby (n.) 1.  My ten-month-old daughter who prefers solid foods of the flesh variety*, sinking her six teeth into my neck, cheek and shoulder every...

  • Baby Fight Club

    I don’t remember applying to become a member of this particular club, but I’ve somehow become an unwitting participant anyway. 

  • The Penile Trap

    Parents of toddlers are so busy installing stair gates and electrical outlet covers — or, as child safety experts such as myself call them, “thing-a-ma-jigs”...