Jan 31, 2011
Rule #1 of the Father-Daughter Snowball Fight: Always launch the frozen ammunition when the opponent is walking away, so you can get a running start before your...
Dec 28, 2010
“This tour guide could use a little more training,” Mittens thinks. Source
Aug 21, 2010
Police in southern Shenzhen City confirmed a patient’s claim that her anus had been sewn by a midwife suspected of taking revenge during the patient’s labor...
Jun 25, 2010
Only a matter of time ’til I have to ask Jeremy Piven if I may borrow one of his hair pieces.
Jun 15, 2010
Cannibaby (n.) 1. My ten-month-old daughter who prefers solid foods of the flesh variety*, sinking her six teeth into my neck, cheek and shoulder every chance she gets...
May 20, 2010
I don’t remember applying to become a member of this particular club, but I’ve somehow become an unwitting participant anyway.
Jun 16, 2009
Parents of toddlers are so busy installing stair gates and electrical outlet covers — or, as child safety experts such as myself call them,...
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