All posts tagged "Ouch"
Etiquette Lesson: Why You Should Always Tip the Midwife
Police in southern Shenzhen City confirmed a patient’s claim that her anus had been sewn by a midwife...
Welcome to My World
Only a matter of time ’til I have to ask Jeremy Piven if I may borrow one of...
Word of the Day: Cannibaby
Cannibaby (n.) 1. My ten-month-old daughter who prefers solid foods of the flesh variety*, sinking her six teeth...
Any Way You Slice It, Baby Cakes Are a Bad Idea
When I say I like to nibble on chubby babies, I mean it FIGURATIVELY. Yikes.
Baby Fight Club
I don’t remember applying to become a member of this particular club, but I’ve somehow become an unwitting...
The Penile Trap
Parents of toddlers are so busy installing stair gates and electrical outlet covers — or, as child safety...