As everyone who watched the Oscars last night knows — and even everyone who DIDN’T watch the Oscars knows — John Travolta totally butchered Idina Menzel’s name when introducing the Frozen singer last night:
Yes! “Adele Dazim!” But I think it’s pretty obvious why John messed it up so badly — he was simply using the TODDLER pronunciation of her name. Of course! Heck, toddlers have a way of hilariously mangling tons of words. Some other things John probably says, based on real-life toddler mispronunciations:
“Hey, I’m going potty! A little private-seat would be appreciated.” –John Travolta
“Mmmm! Yummy pant-cakes!” –John Travolta
“Just taking a little spin in my helipopper!” –John Travolta
“To be honest, the weave is too tight around my head-fore.” –John Travolta
“I could really go for a plate of pisketti and meatballs right now. –John Travolta
