Met Gala Gowns That Remind Us of Household Products
May 6, 2013 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Fashion Police | Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie, Sarah Jessica Parker
Maybe being a mom has skewed our perspective, but these gowns from the Met Gala seemed less “punk” (the theme of the event) and more “household product/furniture”…
Kim Kardashian as our grandmother’s sofa.
Speaking of grandmothers…
The Celebrity Stork Roundup: David and Harper Beckham Offer Daily Dose of Cuteness and Sugar Bear Makes June an Honest Woman
May 6, 2013 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Bethenny Frankel, David Beckham, Nicole Richie, Rachel Zoe, Victoria Beckham
Two-year-old Harper and her mom visit David Beckham in Paris to help him celebrate his 38th birthday.
Coincidentally, a squeeze and kiss from David Beckham is on MY birthday wish list.
Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman offer son Skyler a makeshift swing while leaving lunch in L.A.
Probably for the best he doesn’t scuff his $500 toddler boots, anyway.
Deep Thoughts by Sparrow Madden at ‘Yo Gabba Gabba! Live!’
Nov 29, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn, Pop Culture | Tags: Nicole Richie, Sparrow Madden
“Yeah, this guy behind us is creepin’ me out. But not as much as the one who looks like the vibrating toy in Mom’s bedside table.“
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Getting Hitched After All
Feb 16, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Joel Madden, Nicole Richie, Wedding Bells
After three years together and two kids, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie have decided to ruin it all and get married. (I kid, I kid. *Ahem*)
Tweet! Tweet! Nicole Richie with Her Baby Sparrow
Oct 22, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Nicole Richie, Sparrow Madden
Because tabloids are the new birth announcements (and cash cow) for celebrities, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are introducing their six-week-old son Sparrow James (just a sec, I have to catch my breath… okay, let’s continue:) Midnight Madden in this week’s People magazine.
Nicole Richie Gives Birth to Small Bird
Sep 9, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Nicole Richie, Sparrow Madden
I kid you not! Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are the proud new parents of baby boy SPARROW!
The couple wrote on Nicole’s Web site:
“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”
Hmmm. Seems like Sparrow’s arrival should have been announced by TWEET. Ha! Get it…? Bird… Tweet…? Yeah, yeah, I know –
*GONG*!
The newborn joins older sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden, both of whom sadly lose out to Heidi Klum and Seal’s sons for the not-so-coveted title of Longest Celebrity Baby Name EVER.
Nicole Richie Targets the Baby Mama Market
Mar 26, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture, Style | Tags: Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie, famous for being the daughter of the man who sings “Dancing on the Ceiling,” has found yet another way to extend her stretched-to-the-max Fifteen Minutes: by parlaying her pregnancies into a line of maternity clothes.
No word on whether they’ll fit baby mamas who aren’t a size 5T.
Nicole, who is expecting her second child with boyfriend Joel Madden, said she wants to focus on a brand for fellow expectant mothers. Speaking with People, Nic said, “There will be a maternity line, a clothing line, shoes, belts, everything.”
And if she gets even half the people who watched her movie “Kids in America” to also buy her clothes, well… she might actually sell two belts.
Dammit! Now I can’t get “Dancing on the Ceiling” out of my head.
Harlow Madden is Not Amused
Feb 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn, Handpicked Funny Photos | Tags: Harlow Madden, Nicole Richie
“Yikes! One of you boys seriously needs to lay off the Drakaar Noir.”
