Maybe being a mom has skewed our perspective, but these gowns from the Met Gala seemed less “punk” (the theme of the event) and more “household product/furniture”…
Kim Kardashian as our grandmother’s sofa.
Speaking of grandmothers…
Coincidentally, a squeeze and kiss from David Beckham is on MY birthday wish list.
Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman offer son Skyler a makeshift swing while leaving lunch in L.A.
Probably for the best he doesn’t scuff his $500 toddler boots, anyway.
“Yeah, this guy behind us is creepin’ me out. But not as much as the one who looks like the vibrating toy in Mom’s bedside table.“
I kid you not! Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are the proud new parents of baby boy SPARROW!
The couple wrote on Nicole’s Web site:
“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”
Hmmm. Seems like Sparrow’s arrival should have been announced by TWEET. Ha! Get it…? Bird… Tweet…? Yeah, yeah, I know —
The newborn joins older sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden, both of whom sadly lose out to Heidi Klum and Seal’s sons for the not-so-coveted title of Longest Celebrity Baby Name EVER.
Nicole Richie, famous for being the daughter of the man who sings “Dancing on the Ceiling,” has found yet another way to extend her stretched-to-the-max Fifteen Minutes: by parlaying her pregnancies into a line of maternity clothes.
No word on whether they’ll fit baby mamas who aren’t a size 5T.
Nicole, who is expecting her second child with boyfriend Joel Madden, said she wants to focus on a brand for fellow expectant mothers. Speaking with People, Nic said, “There will be a maternity line, a clothing line, shoes, belts, everything.”
And if she gets even half the people who watched her movie “Kids in America” to also buy her clothes, well… she might actually sell two belts.
Dammit! Now I can’t get “Dancing on the Ceiling” out of my head.
Reality star-turned-designer Nicole Richie as a little girl. Good to see there was a time she did not hesitate to dig right into a Klondike Bar.