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Saturday Mornings: Before and After Kids

Feb 1, 2013

Candy Kirby

Funny Animal and Pet Photos

Before kids:

Aaahhh. Should I sleep some more? Or maybe take a long mud bath before brunch…

After kids:

MOMMMMMMMMMMMMM! ARE YOU AWAKE? CAN I GO PLAY WITH THE REST OF THE HERD? HUH, MOM, HUH? MOM, MOM, MOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).