Your at-a-glance roundup of recent celebrity family news. Because where else are you going to find the status of Jennifer Aniston’s eight-year “baby bump”? [OFFICIAL STATUS: Still not a baby bump.]
BABY BUMP WATCH: Jessica Simpson Heads Out for Shopping Trip with Mom
I don’t mean to start rumors, but based on this picture… I think Jessica Simpson could be pregnant?
SPEAKING OF PREGNANCY RUMORS: Drew Barrymore Spotted Leaving Doctor’s Office with Sonogram
Good catch, TMZ. But don’t be surprised if your birth announcement gets “lost in the mail.”
REALITY TV UPDATE: Bethenny Frankel Reveals Recent Miscarriage After Eight Weeks of Pregnancy
Meanwhile, blog commenters post supportive comments like, “TOTAL PUBLICITY STUNT!”
CELEBRITY PATERNITY FUN: Minnie Driver Reveals Son Henry’s Father After 3 Years
Despite Kevin Federline and Mel Gibson being odds-on favorites, the baby daddy is actually a TV writer.
IMPORTANT PREGNANCY CRAVING ALERT: Kourtney Kardashian “Was Hyperventilating” Over Queso Dip, Says Khloe
A fondness for cheese? Explains why she’s still with Scott Disick.
John Travolta, 56, and Kelly Preston, 48, announce the name of their soon-to-be-born son: Benjamin. And Benjamin has a name for them: “Grandpa…? Grandma…?” [Star]
Katherine Heigl poses with daughter Naleigh on the cover of W magazine, proving that no matter how beautiful you may be, your baby’s ridiculously adorable chubby cheeks will still COMPLETELY upstage you. [NY Daily News]
“Dude, you’d BETTER know what you’re doing with that,” Shiloh thinks before embarking on the zip-wire in Budapest. (Of course, what child hasn’t gone zip-wiring in Hungary? So cliché.) [Daily Mail]
Kendra Wilkinson says she and her husband juggle the baby and bedroom by having “quickies.” Also known as: “The only kind of sex people with children have.” [People]
Your at-a-glance roundup of pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the status of Gwyneth Paltrow’s weight, too! [CURRENT STATUS: “It sometimes goes up a little.” Fascinating! Don’t leave us hanging like that. Tell us more!]
Gosselin kids earn more than Jon on Plus Eight. Hopefully, that money is being put away… for their future therapy bills. [PopEater]
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart get married after eight years of dating. Geesh! What’s the rush, guys? [TMZ]
Megan Fox is engaged to David Silver once again. In response, their families said, “Nice try, guys, but we’re not getting you ANY MORE ENGAGEMENT GIFTS.” [Us]
Chris Klein busted for DUI, blowing almost three times the legal limit. Wow. Police plan to book him when he wakes up next year. [TMZ]
Porn star Devon James claims Tiger Woods is father of her 9-year-old child. Warning: Article contains dangerously bad “Tiger cub” pun. [NY Daily News]
Elton John “a little surprised” by invite to perform at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding. Because Rush seems like more of a Hip-Hop kind of guy. [People]
Miley Cyrus on Perez Hilton posting pantyless pic: “That’s like, some idiot being an idiot — that’s not me, you know what I’m saying?” Um, like, no, not really. [Billboard]