Apr 3, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Jessica Simpson, Kourtney Kardashian, Mom and Pop Culture Report
LEVI JOHNSTON EXPECTING BABY #2 WITH 20-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND
Looks like salmon aren’t the only strong swimmers in Alaska.
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN STANDS UP FOR RIGHT TO DYE HAIR WHILE PREGNANT
The Norma Rae of beauty products, if you will.
Mar 5, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Beyonce, Mom and Pop Culture Report, Snooki, Vanessa Minnillo, Vivienne Jolie-Pitt
I kicked off my Monday with a 5:45 a.m. wake-up call from Drew, who somehow had poop smeared down his leg and up his back, yet very little on his actual BUTT — this was after waking up with him at 12 a.m. and 2 a.m., mind you — followed by a parking ticket outside daycare for being parked in a street cleaning zone one minute too long. I am, like, not even exaggerating.
Yay for Mondays!
I would start drinking if only I didn’t have to pick up the kids this afternoon (the daycare frowns upon moms whose breath smells like appletinis…SO uptight), so I am going to drown my sorrows in another guilty pleasure instead: celebrity gossip. Let’s chat about the latest famous family news, shall we?
I opened my Us Weekly daily e-newsletter to receive some VERY important news: Vanessa Minnillo is 12 weeks pregnant and, according to Nick, craving burritos. Knowing these guys, a pregnancy sponsorship by Taco Bell can’t be far behind.
Speaking of Us Weekly…
The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Jennifer Garner Has a Baby Boy; Jessica Simpson Still Has a Month of Misery
Feb 28, 2012 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson, Mom and Pop Culture Report
Your roundup of recent celebrity family news. Because where else are you going to find the most up-to-date status of Jennifer Aniston’s “baby bump”? [OFFICIAL STATUS THIS WEEK: "Could be."]
BABY BUMP WATCH: Jessica Simpson reportedly has one more month of pregnancy left
I remember fondly referring to this stage of pregnancy as “JUST STICK A F*CKING FORK IN ME.”
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck welcome a baby boy
Although no name has been released yet, Violet and Seraphina have been overheard calling him “Our new dress-up doll.”
PREGNANCY ALERT: Uma Thurman pregnant with third child
So Uma will be the mother of a newborn and a teenager at the same time. Fun!
LEGAL STUFF: Kelsey and Camille Grammer agree to joint custody
Meanwhile, Camille retains sole custody of her silicone-filled “girls.”
FIRST COMES BABY, THEN COMES MARRIAGE: Natalie Portman marries her baby daddy
Weird. My wedding invite must have gotten lost in the mail. *Ahem*
CELEBRITY PARENTHOOD: Julia Roberts says her kids have no idea she’s famous
They also have no idea why she agreed to be in Mary Reilly.
The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Kourtney Kardashian is Coo-Coo for Queso; Drew Barrymore is with Sonogram; Jessica Simpson is Still Pregnant
Feb 21, 2012 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: Drew Barrymore, Jessica Simpson, Kourtney Kardashian, Mom and Pop Culture Report
Your at-a-glance roundup of recent celebrity family news. Because where else are you going to find the status of Jennifer Aniston’s eight-year “baby bump”? [OFFICIAL STATUS: Still not a baby bump.]
BABY BUMP WATCH: Jessica Simpson Heads Out for Shopping Trip with Mom
I don’t mean to start rumors, but based on this picture… I think Jessica Simpson could be pregnant?
SPEAKING OF PREGNANCY RUMORS: Drew Barrymore Spotted Leaving Doctor’s Office with Sonogram
Good catch, TMZ. But don’t be surprised if your birth announcement gets “lost in the mail.”
REALITY TV UPDATE: Bethenny Frankel Reveals Recent Miscarriage After Eight Weeks of Pregnancy
Meanwhile, blog commenters post supportive comments like, “TOTAL PUBLICITY STUNT!”
CELEBRITY PATERNITY FUN: Minnie Driver Reveals Son Henry’s Father After 3 Years
Despite Kevin Federline and Mel Gibson being odds-on favorites, the baby daddy is actually a TV writer.
IMPORTANT PREGNANCY CRAVING ALERT: Kourtney Kardashian “Was Hyperventilating” Over Queso Dip, Says Khloe
A fondness for cheese? Explains why she’s still with Scott Disick.
Nov 8, 2010 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: BREAKING NEWS!, Mom and Pop Culture Report
John Travolta, 56, and Kelly Preston, 48, announce the name of their soon-to-be-born son: Benjamin. And Benjamin has a name for them: “Grandpa…? Grandma…?” [Star]
Katherine Heigl poses with daughter Naleigh on the cover of W magazine, proving that no matter how beautiful you may be, your baby’s ridiculously adorable chubby cheeks will still COMPLETELY upstage you. [NY Daily News]
“Dude, you’d BETTER know what you’re doing with that,” Shiloh thinks before embarking on the zip-wire in Budapest. (Of course, what child hasn’t gone zip-wiring in Hungary? So cliché.) [Daily Mail]
Kendra Wilkinson says she and her husband juggle the baby and bedroom by having “quickies.” Also known as: “The only kind of sex people with children have.” [People]
Jun 16, 2010 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: Mom and Pop Culture Report
Your at-a-glance roundup of pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the status of Gwyneth Paltrow’s weight, too! [CURRENT STATUS: "It sometimes goes up a little." Fascinating! Don't leave us hanging like that. Tell us more!]
Gosselin kids earn more than Jon on Plus Eight. Hopefully, that money is being put away… for their future therapy bills. [PopEater]
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart get married after eight years of dating. Geesh! What’s the rush, guys? [TMZ]
Megan Fox is engaged to David Silver once again. In response, their families said, “Nice try, guys, but we’re not getting you ANY MORE ENGAGEMENT GIFTS.” [Us]
Chris Klein busted for DUI, blowing almost three times the legal limit. Wow. Police plan to book him when he wakes up next year. [TMZ]
Porn star Devon James claims Tiger Woods is father of her 9-year-old child. Warning: Article contains dangerously bad “Tiger cub” pun. [NY Daily News]
Elton John “a little surprised” by invite to perform at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding. Because Rush seems like more of a Hip-Hop kind of guy. [People]
Miley Cyrus on Perez Hilton posting pantyless pic: “That’s like, some idiot being an idiot — that’s not me, you know what I’m saying?” Um, like, no, not really. [Billboard]
The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Khole Kardashian is Pregnant; Charlie Sheen is Jailed; Miley Cyrus is Half-Dressed
Jun 1, 2010 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: Mom and Pop Culture Report
Your at-a-glance roundup of recent pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the status of Lindsay Lohan’s wisdom teeth, too! [STATUS: GONE! SO EXCITING!]
Khloe Kardashian reportedly two months pregnant. Oh goody! Why, just the other day I was thinking, You know what this world needs? MORE KARDASHIANS! [Radar]
After forty years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore separate. Tipper cites growing apart, irreconcilable boredom. [Politico]
Miley Cyrus asks herself WWBD (What Would Britney Do?), wears just a satin bustier to perform for tween audience. [E!]
Charlie Sheen will serve 30 days in jail in plea deal. No word on whether he’s allowed conjugal visits from his blow-up dolls. [People]
Glee‘s Jane Lynch weds girlfriend. I wonder if she wore the traditional white tracksuit? [Us Weekly]
Shrek stomps Sex and the City 2 at the box office. Yeah, when you’re beaten by a cartoon ogre, it’s time to hang up your stilettos. [PopEater]
The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Matt Lauer’s Non-Male Non-Mistress; Bieber’s Tantrum; Mariah Carey’s Baby Rumors
May 27, 2010 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: Mom and Pop Culture Report
Your at-a-glance roundup of recent pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the status of Willie Nelson’s hair, too! [CURRENTLY: Girlishly bobbed.]