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Mel Gibson Breaks the Sacred Covenant “Thou Shalt Not Knock Up Your Extramarital Girlfriend”

Oops.

Devoted Catholic boy Mel Gibson, who has publicly spoken out against premarital sex among many other “sins,” is expecting a baby with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, confirms TMZ.  The news comes on the heels of his divorce announcement.

Hmmm… can’t imagine why they split.

Russian singer Oksana, 39, who’s currently living in a house that Mel bought for her, is reportedly in her second trimester.  Mel’s soon-to-be-ex-wife Robyn has already been informed of the exciting news.  No word on whether Robyn plans to host the baby shower.

Coincidentally, Oksana sort of resembles the Octomom (no?) — while Mel is becoming the Octodad!  This is the eighth child for the 53-year-old actor/director/super sperminator.

Congrats, you crazy kids!

Relationship Obituaries: Mel Gibson and His Wife Robyn

After 28 years of marriage, seven kids and way too many “Lethal Weapon” movies, Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn has finally pulled the plug on the whole shebang and filed for divorce.

In the papers — signed April 9 — she cites the ever-popular “irreconcilable differences.”  Which is legalese for “I’m tired of him drunkenly ogling women’s Sugar Tits.

A rep for Mel released this statement:

“Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so.”

Robyn — who split from Mel nearly three years ago around the time of his infamous DUI arrest — wisely never signed a pre-nup and stands to get 50 percent of his $900 million fortune.

Cha-ching!

Radar claims Mel’s new lady “friend” was the straw that broke the more-than-patient camel’s back.

Well, that, and the fact she finally saw his work in “Bird on a Wire.”  Enough to doom any relationship.