Tag - Love & Marriage

What to Expect from Kim and Kanye’s Wedding

As my fellow pop culture addicts surely are aware, the wedding of the CENTURY — well, okay, the wedding of the WEEK — is taking place soon.  That’s right; Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are gettin’ hitched in Paris!  (If the French didn’t have a bad impression of us before, they will now.)  So I thought I would give you an exclusive SNEAK PEEK at what we can expect to see at Le Wedding du Kimye.  (See, Mom and Dad?  Those seven years of French really DID pay off, after all!)

#1 – A wedding dress that mirrors Kim’s usual, um, modest style.

#2 – A cake featuring Kanye and his true love.  Awwww.

#3 – Wedding pictures and album, arranged by Kim’s mom.

#4 – Their closest friends in attendance.

#5 – Perhaps not the most eloquent wedding toast from Kendall.

#6 – Lots of beauty and elegance.

#7 – A no-show from North.  Because Kim knows as soon as she allows her cute baby at the wedding, NOBODY WILL NOTICE HER.  But, hopefully, they’ll let her come to the reception in time for the Electric Slide.  It would be cruel to deprive her of that.

 

Today’s Top News in Two Sentences or Less

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Apple announces September 20th release date for iPhone 5S and iPhone 5C, which come in various colors and with a fingerprint sensor
“Just what I wanted!  A gold phone to match my grills!” –Madonna

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Gwen Stefani reportedly pregnant with baby #3 at 43
In related news, sales of pediatric hair dye expected to rise in nine months

A dramatic rise in kids swallowing powerful (and potentially fatal) magnets
Well, that’s ONE way to prevent your parents from hanging your report card on the fridge

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Woman pushes husband off cliff after one week of marriage
Ugh.  A simple “I don’t” would have sufficed.

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza welcome baby boy named Dominic
Something tells me all the “EXCLUSIVE!” details will be shared on EXTRA!

Celebrating Marriage: Before and After Kids

Mr. Candy and I celebrated our 10-year wedding anniversary while we were back on the East Coast — an anniversary typically celebrated with aluminum or tin, but given the weather conditions, we celebrated it with the gift of excessively big hair (the gift that keeps on growing, er… giving) — and as we honored the occasion, I couldn’t help but reflect on how things have changed in the past decade.

A few slight differences…

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