Ways That My 3-Year-Old is More Mature Than Lindsay Lohan

A quick survey of behavior reveals my three-year-old daughter may just be more mature than the 26-year-old actress.


End-of-Week Celebrity Reprimands

Scolding deserving celebrities in our best “Mom Voice”… Tsk, tsk, tsk, young man.  You have a sweet girl in that Selena Gomez, so do right by her and...


Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade for $100M Over “Milkaholic” Baby Ad

With Lindsay Lohan’s acting career being, er, stalled, she has decided to pursue a new source of revenue:  a truly stupid lawsuit. LiLo is suing the financial...


Fashion Police: Lindsay Lohan Works the Streets

VIOLET:  Ooohhh!  She’s wearing the potholder I made in preschool! SAM:  My daddy wants to know how much she charges for an hour…?


Kooky Hollywood Moms: Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan, mom-ager extraordinaire, is many things: an enabler; cleavage advocate; fame-seeker; imaginary Rockette; and, of course, white people’s answer to Oprah....