The Afternoon Dish: Levi Johnston Continues to Reproduce; Kourtney Kardashian Champions Hairy Cause

Apr 3, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: , ,

LEVI JOHNSTON EXPECTING BABY #2 WITH 20-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND
Looks like salmon aren’t the only strong swimmers in Alaska.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN STANDS UP FOR RIGHT TO DYE HAIR WHILE PREGNANT
The Norma Rae of beauty products, if you will.

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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Kourtney Kardashian is Coo-Coo for Queso; Drew Barrymore is with Sonogram; Jessica Simpson is Still Pregnant

Feb 21, 2012 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: , , ,

Your at-a-glance roundup of recent celebrity family news. Because where else are you going to find the status of Jennifer Aniston’s eight-year “baby bump”?  [OFFICIAL STATUS:  Still not a baby bump.]

BABY BUMP WATCH:  Jessica Simpson Heads Out for Shopping Trip with Mom
I don’t mean to start rumors, but based on this picture… I think Jessica Simpson could be pregnant?

SPEAKING OF PREGNANCY RUMORS:  Drew Barrymore Spotted Leaving Doctor’s Office with Sonogram
Good catch, TMZ.  But don’t be surprised if your birth announcement gets “lost in the mail.”

REALITY TV UPDATE:  Bethenny Frankel Reveals Recent Miscarriage After Eight Weeks of Pregnancy
Meanwhile, blog commenters post supportive comments like, “TOTAL PUBLICITY STUNT!”

CELEBRITY PATERNITY FUN:  Minnie Driver Reveals Son Henry’s Father After 3 Years
Despite Kevin Federline and Mel Gibson being odds-on favorites, the baby daddy is actually a TV writer.

IMPORTANT PREGNANCY CRAVING ALERT: Kourtney Kardashian “Was Hyperventilating” Over Queso Dip, Says Khloe
A fondness for cheese? Explains why she’s still with Scott Disick.

Yet Another Obligatory-Yet-Oddly-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show

Jan 11, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Slide Shows | Tags: , , , , ,

I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her Baby Bump!” — then immediately click on the story to check out said bump.  Which is why I present to you…

YET ANOTHER OBLIGATORY-YET-ODDLY-ENTERTAINING CELEBRITY BABY BUMP SLIDE SHOW!  Oh yes, folks!  Check out this week’s hottest bumps…

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While promoting her new show "Fashion Star," Jessica Simpson revealed her latest pregnancy cravings: buttered Pop Tarts; mac-n-cheese; and Cap'n Crunch cereal. (Pretty sure Rachael Ray makes a casserole with those ingredients.)

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Pregnant buds Jen Garner and Marla Sokoloff check out Brentwood Country Mart for some healthy pregnancy fare. (I guess they're not having the Sour Patch Kids cravings that *I* had while pregnant.)

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Four-months-pregnant Molly Sims may not look pregnant yet, but she's already trying elastic waistband pants out for size. (They're good times, aren't they, Molly?)

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Kourtney Kardashian uses her baby bump as a toddler resting spot.

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Alyson Hannigan and family hit the park in Brentwood, where they get an unsolicited family maternity picture. (How come I never get a free picture with my park visits? Hmpf.)

Kourtney Kardashian — GASP! — Gains Weight Post-Breastfeeding

May 12, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags:

kourtneykardashian-bikiniKourtney Kardashian has — GASP! — regained a little weight since she stopped breastfeeding son Mason, 16 months, as so many moms do.  Or, as Us Weekly kindly put it, “the reality star has packed on the pounds!”

“Wow. I have gained almost 10 pounds since I stopped breastfeeding,” Kourtney Tweeted Monday. “Time to step up my workout game & get over to Rite Aid for some Quicktrim!”

You hear that?  That’s the sound of Quicktrim depositing more money in Kourtney’s bank account.

Even though the 32-year-old mom credits her son’s breastfeeding for initially helping her lose her baby weight, sister Kim hasn’t always been a fan of the practice.  Last June, Kim, 30, came under fire for writing on her Twitter page: “EWW I’m at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breastfeeding her baby with no cover-up!”

As you can imagine, that went over splendidly with the mom crowd.  A mighty crowd, we are!  Afraid of the mommy wrath, Kim later defended her tweets: “My sister breastfeeds! It’s a natural, beautiful thing. But she covers herself [and doesn't do it] with her boobs exposed.”

Boobs exposed.  Hmmmm… I thought Kim was a big advocate of that practice.

Kourtney Kardashian Introduces Baby Mason to the World

Dec 29, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags:

Reality “stars” Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick waited eight whole days to pimp out adorable Mason Dash Disick on the cover of Life & Style.  Airbrushed much?  You can just tell Mason’s thinking, “I am NOT opening my eyes for anything less than People magazine.”

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It’s a Baby Boy for Kourtney Kardashian, E!’s Ratings

Dec 14, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags:

Kourtney Kardashian welcomed her first child with boyfriend Scott Disick, who doesn’t look at ALL like a creepier version of Christian Bale in American Psycho.

*Ahem*

Mason Dash Disick — yes, that’s right, the middle name is the same as the family’s boutique (hey, at least his first name doesn’t start with a “K”) — arrived at a Los Angeles-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.

If you’re clamoring for more details — Did she get an epidural?  An episiotomy?  What kind of popsicles did she eat in the delivery room, dammit? — never fear!  I’m sure all will be revealed in a very special and KLASSY episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Kongrats, you krazy kids!

Kourtney Kardashian Plans to Breastfeed for Five Years

Dec 10, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: ,

Yet another reason to be thrilled the Kardashians are continuing to reproduce…

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Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian: (Fake) Breast is Best!

Aug 26, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: , ,

Reality show “stars” and mamas-to-be Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian — both of whom have been successfully pimping out their pregnancies to E! and Us Weekly — have yet one more thing in common:  they hope to breastfeed despite having implants.

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