10 Questions I Wish Oprah Would Ask the Kardashians

Jun 15, 2012 | Filed Under: Television, Top 10 Lists | Tags: ,

“Who wants better RAAAAAAATINGS?”

When I saw that Oprah had invited the Kardashian family to appear on her show, “Oprah’s Next Chapter,” I shook my head and sighed, “Oh, Oprah, honey, no.”  But, now that I see the publicity the interview (set to air this weekend) is already garnering for O (yes, she and I are so close, we’re on a first initial basis), I guess I can understand why she’s lowered herself to this level.  Media outlets are hailing O for asking “hard-hitting” questions such as ”Would you be where you are had there not been a sex tape,” and ”When people say that your last marriage was a stunt, how does that make you feel,” and ”Was there ever a moment where you asked yourself, ‘Am I pimping my kids?‘ and “What are you actually famous for?“  More aggressive than most of the softballs lobbed at the Kardashians, perhaps, but still…here are the questions I wish Oprah would have asked the family:

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What We Can Learn From Celebrity Holiday Cards

Dec 21, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: , , , , , ,

Celebrities have the advantage of being able to hire top styling professionals and graphic artists for their holiday cards, so let’s see what tips we can glean from their sure-to-be classy season’s greetings:

Octomom

Nadya Suleman suggests moms embrace putting the "ho" in "ho, ho, ho!" with HER card.

BethennyFrankel-HolidayCard

Bethenny Frankel goes the more traditional route by having her husband flaunt his holiday *package* in a unitard.

Kardashians

The Kardashians strive for a natural, down-to-earth look in all of their holiday cards.

celinedion

Celine Dion shows us how little effort is necessary -- no need to even leave your bed!

HIltons

The Hiltons manage to perform a Christmas miracle... and make Paris look demure.

parishilton-christmascard

...A miracle undone in one fell swoop.

Mariah

Mariah Carey: Don't hesitate to employ the, um, flattering (and classy!) touch of a caricaturist

HughHefner-Twins-ChristmasCard

For some reason, Hugh Hefner's card makes me think of "Take Your Sluttily Dressed Great-Granddaughters to Work Day."

Britney-Kevin

Britney Spears: Make sure your card has a long shelf life.

Huckabee

The Huckabees are all about haute couture in *their* Christmas card.

Stop the Presses — It’s the 2010 Kardashian Family Christmas Card!

Dec 15, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: ,

And don’t they just look thrilled to spend the holidays together?  Festive!  Not at all like they’re starring in a very special Christmas episode of The Addams Family Takes on Dynasty (Kris Jenner could NEVER fill Alexis Carrington-Colby’s high-heeled shoes, thankyouverymuch, but I do think Bruce Jenner would make a perfectly lovely Krystle).

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