Tag - Kanye West
As my fellow pop culture addicts surely are aware, the wedding of the CENTURY — well, okay, the wedding of the WEEK — is taking place soon. That’s right; Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are gettin’ hitched in Paris! (If the French didn’t have a bad impression of us before, they will now.) So I thought I would give you an exclusive SNEAK PEEK at what we can expect to see at Le Wedding du Kimye. (See, Mom and Dad? Those seven years of French really DID pay off, after all!)
#1 – A wedding dress that mirrors Kim’s usual, um, modest style.
#2 – A cake featuring Kanye and his true love. Awwww.
#3 – Wedding pictures and album, arranged by Kim’s mom.
#4 – Their closest friends in attendance.
#5 – Perhaps not the most eloquent wedding toast from Kendall.
#6 – Lots of beauty and elegance.
#7 – A no-show from North. Because Kim knows as soon as she allows her cute baby at the wedding, NOBODY WILL NOTICE HER. But, hopefully, they’ll let her come to the reception in time for the Electric Slide. It would be cruel to deprive her of that.
On last night’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian told Scott Disick she wanted to be sure that the stroller she chose would look good with her baby’s complexion.
“I want to see what skin tone my child is,” she explained after sending a picture of a potential stroller to boyfriend, baby-daddy and diaper duty evader Kanye West.
To which this baby responds:
Word has it that Kanye West won’t change his baby daughter’s diapers. And, lest we judge him for not embracing this basic parental responsibility, it turns out he has a VERY good reason for not doing so:
A shame they didn’t call her South West. At least then there’d be no charge for all the baggage she’s carrying.
Both mother and baby are doing fine. “Kim’s childbirth was beautiful,” said Kris, Kanye, Khloe, Lamar, the doctor, the cameramen, the director, the boom mic operators and the makeup artists.
That’s right– we just “happened” to come across what looks like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby registry in progress! So we thought we’d give you a peek, just in case you’ve been wondering what to get for the couple and their bundle of joy (and we’re sure you have been)…
Awwww… it’s Kanye West as a cute tot! When he undoubtedly ripped kids’ artwork off the wall and declared they weren’t deserving enough and threw tantrums when he wasn’t chosen as the reading group leader.