A Note to Justin Bieber’s Mom
Feb 28, 2013 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Justin Bieber, Potty Training Fail
Hey, don’t judge. Everybody potty trains at their own pace.
End-of-Week Celebrity Reprimands
Nov 9, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: Celebrity Reprimands, Diane Sawyer, Justin Bieber, Kirstie Alley, Lindsay Lohan
Scolding deserving celebrities in our best “Mom Voice”…
Justin Bieber reportedly hits on a ton of models at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show
Tsk, tsk, tsk, young man. You have a sweet girl in that Selena Gomez, so do right by her and do what all the other men in the world (except Leonardo DiCaprio) do — and JUST USE THE CATALOGS.
Diane Sawyer appears to be drunk during Election Night coverage
Diane! How awful! You were drinking… and didn’t invite ME for a toast? That’s just rude.
The Laughing Stork Recipe: Justin Bieber Pancakes
Sep 13, 2012 | Filed Under: Recipes | Tags: Justin Bieber, Yum
If you want your tween-age daughter to finally wake up with a smile on her face, be sure to serve these dreamy Justin Bieber pancakes to her. Just like the Biebs, they’re a tasty dish!
Ingredients
- 2 cups pancake mix
- 1 cup milk
- 2 eggs
- 2 puppy dog eyes that gaze directly into tween’s soul
- 1 amazing head of hair
- Hint of attitude
- Pinch of straight-up gangsta
(Neck, limbs, body and right hand not included.)
No syrup needed because he is JUST THAT SWEET.
Serves 1-4 Beliebers
