Tag - Justin Bieber

End-of-Week Celebrity Reprimands

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Scolding deserving celebrities in our best “Mom Voice”…

Justin Bieber reportedly hits on a ton of models at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show

Tsk, tsk, tsk, young man.  You have a sweet girl in that Selena Gomez, so do right by her and do what all the other men in the world (except Leonardo DiCaprio) do — and JUST USE THE CATALOGS.

Diane Sawyer appears to be drunk during Election Night coverage

Diane!  How awful!  You were drinking… and didn’t invite ME for a toast?  That’s just rude.

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The Laughing Stork Recipe: Justin Bieber Pancakes

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Photo via Pinterest

If you want your tween-age daughter to finally wake up with a smile on her face, be sure to serve these dreamy Justin Bieber pancakes to her.  Just like the Biebs, they’re a tasty dish!

Ingredients

  • 2 cups pancake mix
  • 1 cup milk
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 puppy dog eyes that gaze directly into tween’s soul
  • 1 amazing head of hair
  • Hint of attitude
  • Pinch of straight-up gangsta

(Neck, limbs, body and right hand not included.)

No syrup needed because he is JUST THAT SWEET.

Serves 1-4 Beliebers

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