Jon Gosselin Declares World War III!
Oct 8, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Jon & Kate Plus Eight, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Signs You're a Douchebag
DILF (Dad I’d Like to Fart on) Jon Gosselin told Entertainment Tonight that his twins’ ninth birthday party could “turn into World War III” because Kate won’t let him join the party, but he still insists on being there.
Jon Gosselin Fills His Empty Soul with Joint Bank Account
Oct 4, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Jon & Kate Plus Eight, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Signs You're a Douchebag
There’s got to be a country song in that headline somewhere…
At the same time Jon Gosselin was on his “I’m a good father — really!” media tour touting how he wants to protect his children and build a better relationship with Kate, he was secretly cleaning out their joint bank account.
TLC Divorces Jon Gosselin, Changes Name to ‘Kate Plus 8′
Sep 29, 2009 | Filed Under: Pop Culture, Television | Tags: Jon & Kate Plus Eight, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin
The Learning Channel is apparently tired of learning about Jon Gosselin’s harem of women, because they have decided to dump him from their popular reality program Jon & Kate Plus 8 — and change the show’s name to simply Kate Plus 8.
Ouch.
Jon Gosselin: “I Am Not a Lame Fish!”
Sep 2, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Father of the Week, Jon & Kate Plus Eight, Jon Gosselin
If there’s one thing that’s been missing from my life, it’s more details about the Gosselins’ failed marriage. So thank GOODNESS I can begin filling that void with Jon Gosselin’s latest shocking — just shocking! — marital revelations in an interview with “Good Morning America.”
‘Jon & Kate Plus 8′ Plus One = Giddy Tabloids
Jul 13, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Father of the Week, Jon & Kate Plus Eight
Once again, I’ve gotten sucked into this silly Gosselin family drama! Damn you, Jon Gosselin and your new lady child, er… I mean, friend!
While the tabloid media has been pummeling reality “star” Kate Gosselin for her “controlling” ways and Cockatoo-inspired hairstyle, her estranged hubby Jon Gosselin, 32, has been gettin’ busy with the 22-year-old daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s tummy tuck in 2006. D’oh!
Kate Gosselin Caught — GASP! — Disciplining Her Children
Jun 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Jon & Kate Plus Eight
In Touch Weekly has this EXCLUSIVE photo of reality “star” and tabloid target Kate Gosselin about to smack her five-year-old kid’s behind after she repeatedly asked her daughter not to blow her whistle while she was on the phone — and the daughter repeatedly ignored her.
Kate’s tap on the rear is apparently akin to waterboarding, as evidenced by the media headlines:
There’s Something Fishy About Kate Gosselin
Jun 2, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: Jon & Kate Plus Eight, Kate Gosselin
“Well, that cheating frog never turned into a prince. Maybe I’ll have better luck with this tuna.”
Who Wore It Best: Hair Edition
May 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture, Style, Who Wore It Best | Tags: Jon & Kate Plus Eight
LEFT: Kate Gosselin promoting one of her books titled “Having Kids CAN Pay!” (or something like that)
RIGHT: My Aunt Betty’s cockatoo, Teapot, waiting for his afternoon snack of fruits and nuts
