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9-Months-Pregnant Woman Chases Mugger Then Delivers — and More Top News

Nine-months-pregnant woman chases after her mugger in grocery store parking lot — then delivers her baby
Do not try this labor induction technique at home, ladies.

Mama June and Sugar Bear separate after she catches him cheating on a dating site
Which is weird because he always looks so HAPPY.

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Debra Messing’s “The Mysteries of Laura” is called the “worst new show of the fall TV season”
At least they have a clever tagline.  *Ahem*

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Jessica Simpson says she is “done” having kids
And, according to this handy chart, she really is!

The lines to get a new iPhone 6 are unsurprisingly INSANE
Unless it emits a shock wave to people who send mass texts, I think I’ll hold off

The Celebrity Stork Roundup: Pink Calls Daughter’s Concussion “Worst Day of Her Life” and Kim & Kanye Spread Their… Baby Joy

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Alfonso Ribeiro and his wife, Angela, announced they are expecting their first baby together. 
A celebratory Carlton dance could not have been far behind.

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Pink calls Willow’s concussion the “worst day of her life,” telling Glamour magazine: “Willow and I were at the pool and I was taking her to nap time. She was walking just a foot in front of me, and she trips and falls and gets a concussion.  She passed out. Cut to an ambulance and fire truck and a CAT scan.”
Man, some toddlers will do ANYTHING to get out of taking a nap, won’t they?

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Classy Baby Gender Reveal of the Day: Jessica Simpson

“The crazy thing is I never knew a wiener could make me nauseous.”

Jessica Simpson discussing morning sickness on Jimmy Kimmel, then realizing:  “Well, I guess I just told the world that I’m having a boy!  I can’t believe I just did that, that was not planned.  I just did it so crude, I feel awful!””

Pop Quiz: What Is Jessica Simpson’s Daughter Thinking?

Four-month-old Maxwell is thinking what in this photo shared by her mom on Katie Couric’s new talk show?

1.  “I asked for ‘beach hair’ — not ‘bed head!’  That’s it.  I’m firing Ken Paves!”

2.  “I don’t have the heart to tell Mom these are pot holders — not a bathing suit.”

3.  “Look, Tyra — I’m SMIZING!”

4.  “Uh, Mom?  When Us Weekly asked for a post-pregnancy bikini shot, I think they were talking about YOU, not me.”

5.  None of the above.  Maxwell is thinking _______________.

Munchable Cheeks Alert: Jessica Simpson Debuts Baby Maxwell

Good thing I just had my daily PB&J, otherwise I just might have stalked the Simpson-Johnson household to nibble on those baby cheeks…

Looks like People was the highest bidder for the “EXCLUSIVE!” first photos of Jess and her deliciously chubby one-month-old bundle of joy, Maxwell, with fiancé Eric Johnson.  (Is it weird I’m still kind of bummed she and Nick couldn’t make it work?  Yeah?  You’re right; I need to let that go.)   “Life has completely changed,” Jessica, 31, told the People folks. “From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!”

Yup.  Get used to that, girlfriend.

Among the interview topics of discussion:  how Maxwell inherited her mom’s eyes and her dad’s calm demeanor, as well as Jessica’s C-section, from which recovering “isn’t easy.”  Jess also notes that nursing, which she does throughout the day, has become “a full-on job.”

Yup.  Get used to that, girlfriend.

Still, “It’s the worst if I have to pump and give Eric a bottle to give her,” Jessica says. “I miss holding her and having that closeness.”  (Have to admit, I’ve always felt the same way.  Selfish mamas unite!)

Congrats on your beautiful baby, guys.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to watch the “Jessica and Nick Forever Love” slideshow one last time.  (Leave me alone.  All part of the grieving process.)

The Morning Dish: Jenny McCarthy’s Pregnancy Solidarity Tweet and Exton Elias Downey’s TV Debut [PHOTOS]

An oh-so-serious roundup of the latest celebrity family news…

CELEBRITY SISTERHOOD:   Jenny McCarthy Tweets this picture of herself, writing:  “Dear @JessicaSimpson. I think pregnant women look perfect just they way they are!”
Nice gesture.  Of course, in Jenny’s book, Belly Laughs, she ruefully writes:  “My pregnant ass…was loaded with cottage cheese.  …I was demoralized.”  But, you know, details, details.

FATHER OF THE WEEK:  Matthew Fox arrested for DUI
He never should have left the island.

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After Only Nine Years of Pregnancy, Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to Her Baby Girl! And the Name Is…

A picture of Jess back when she was only five years pregnant

To avoid giving birth to a toddler, Jessica Simpson decided to finally have her baby!  Yes, the reality star-slash-designer-slash-singer-slash-Chicken of the Sea contents inquisitor and her fiancé Eric Johnson welcomed their daughter, named Maxwell Drew Johnson, today.

“Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson,” she posted on her Web site. “We are grateful for all the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!”

Not only does her daughter share one of her names with my son Drew, but they also share a similarly impressive birth size:  Maxwell weighed in at 9 lbs. 13 oz. (Drew was 9 lbs., 12 oz.) and is 21¾ inches long.   In case you’re wondering how the heck they came up with the name, well… for the record, it is not sponsored by Maxwell House, although that would have been a stroke of promotional genius because the new parents will likely end up inhaling a ton of it after their upcoming sleepless nights.  Maxwell is actually Eric’s middle name, while Drew is Jessica’s mother’s maiden name.

And here my money was on Erica.  (Get it?  Eric + Jessica = Yeah, okay, you get it.)  Guess the cats won this betting pool.  AGAIN.

Congrats on your BIG ol’ bundle of joy, guys!