Because when you think of quality family time, you think of judging celebrities’ outfits together. Also, I should note that I did not prompt or in any other way influence my four-year-old daughter’s responses to the photos. Turns out, she is a fashion police NATURAL. (*Sniff* I’ve never been so proud.)
Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani
4-YEAR-OLD: Yes. Looks like it has butterflies on it.
MR. CANDY: Pretty dress, but washes her out.
ME: Looks like she had Britney Spears’ Toxic bodysuit made into a ballgown.
Now that my daughter is three, she has opinions on pretty much everything — from what she wears to the songs I’m allowed to sing (not many). So I thought I would collect her opinions on something that really matters: what the stars wore to the Oscars. Our conversations went something like this:
Naomi Watts in Armani Prive
ME: Oh, wow. She looks stunning.
THREE-YEAR-OLD: Not good.
ME: What? Why?
THREE-YEAR-OLD: She looks like a robot! (Falls into fit of giggles.)