Thanks for welcoming our featured celebrity of the day, Kate Middleton‘s Baby Bump!
Best known in the tabloids for being “flaunted” or “hidden” or “too waif-like,” Kate Middleton’s Baby Bump (KMBB) has risen to fame the old-fashioned way: by being part of a royal family.
About seven months old, KMBB is also a fan of being outfitted in classy designer outfits and just generally being simple and down-to-earth while relaxing in its four-story, 20-room apartment in Kensington Palace. The Laughing Stork was fortunate enough to get a chance to sit down with KMBB and get its thoughts about life as the most famous baby bump in the world.
THE LAUGHING STORK: We appreciate you taking the time to talk to us, Your Royal Highness.
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY BUMP: You should. I’m missing tea with Piers Morgan’s hairpiece for this!