Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were certainly a breath of fresh air (unlike, say, the breath of Gary Busey) at last night’s Golden Globes, but wouldn’t it be nice to really shake up the ceremony with some new and exciting awards? My cat and I think so, which is why I present to you…
The Awards That *Should* Have Been Handed Out at the 2012 Golden Globes
MOST LIKELY TO CATCH A FLY: Ryan Seacrest
MOST BELIEVABLE TRANSFORMATION INTO KATHLEEN TURNER: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Most willing to be butt of inappropriate “Golden Globes” jokes: January Jones.
Lifetime achievement award for consistently bringing the crazy to the red carpet: Helena Bonham Carter.
Best blonde Snooki impersonation: Christina Aguilera. Read More
Most of tonight’s gowns were pretty and romantic, no? A few of the standouts in my completely uneducated opinion: Read More
Let’s face it: the worst-dressed are also the MOST ENTERTAINING. So, really, it’s a compliment…! Sort of. In that spirit, here are my picks for the MOST ENTERTAINING celebrities at tonight’s Golden Globes ceremony: Read More