Tag - Gisele Bundchen

5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Mom (and Dad) Pictures Shared on the Internet

I try very, very hard not to judge other parents– unless, that is, they happen to be a celebrity posting ridiculous pictures of themselves on the Internet, in which case I feel like they’re almost asking me to giggle and roll my eyes.

Here’s a photo that Beyonce just posted on her Tumblr page — with B looking after her daughter Blue in satin bustier undergarments and four-inch heels.  OF COURSE.  Pretty much how I dress for preschool drop-off every day.

 

Gisele posted this photo on Instagram with the hashtag #multitasking.  When she posts a picture of her vacuuming with one hand, talking to preschool on the phone with the other, and holding one kid on one hip while dealing with a tantrum-throwing kid clinging to her ankle… THEN, she can type #multitasking.

 

Because I’m an equal opportunity fun-maker, here’s a lovely photo of new dad Nick Jonas holding baby Alena — SPONSORED BY DREFT.

 

Miranda Kerr posted this snapshot of her breastfeeding in red stilettos and a silk robe.  Just like ALL moms breastfeed their kids — only, you know, in slippers, sweats and a milk-stained nursing bra.  But otherwise EXACTLY the same.

 

Real Housewives “star” Kim Zolciak poses oh-so-casually for a selfie in her finest French maid-inspired maternity lingerie.

 

 

Gisele Bundchen’s Pearl of Parenting Wisdom of the Day

“Some people here [in the U.S.] think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’  . . . I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

Model, potty trainer extraordinaire and breastfeeding lawmaker Gisele Bundchen to Harper’s Bazaar

Quote of the Day: Gisele Bündchen

“Give it about five minutes, and bang.”

Gisele Bündchen on her SIX-MONTH-OLD son, Benjamin, being potty-trained and doing his business on the toilet immediately after breast-feeding every morning and afternoon (which she is pushing because “diapers pollute the environment”).  This, from the woman who also boasts that she gained only a minimal amount of pregnancy weight, had a pain-free natural childbirth and has a baby who “never” cries.