Gisele Bundchen’s Pearl of Parenting Wisdom of the Day

Aug 4, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: ,

“Some people here [in the U.S.] think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’  . . . I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

Model, potty trainer extraordinaire and breastfeeding lawmaker Gisele Bundchen to Harper’s Bazaar

Quote of the Day: Gisele Bündchen

Jun 27, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: ,

“Give it about five minutes, and bang.”

Gisele Bündchen on her SIX-MONTH-OLD son, Benjamin, being potty-trained and doing his business on the toilet immediately after breast-feeding every morning and afternoon (which she is pushing because “diapers pollute the environment”).  This, from the woman who also boasts that she gained only a minimal amount of pregnancy weight, had a pain-free natural childbirth and has a baby who “never” cries.

Benjamin Brady: Bathtub Baby

Jan 28, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags:

Sorry, I’m a sucker for alliterative headlines (you’re just lucky I didn’t work “Brazilian,” “Bundchen” and “Boston” in there, too)…

Contrary to initial reports that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s son was delivered at a Boston-area hospital, Gisele tells a Brazilian magazine that Benjamin Brady actually entered the world under water.

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It’s a Boy for Tom and Gisele

Dec 9, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags: ,

Don’t worry; I’ll spare you any obvious Brady Bunch “jokes” I’m dying to make, and just tell you that Gisele Bündchen and hubby Tom Brady welcomed a baby boy last night.

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Breaking: Gisele Bündchen Shows Off Seven-Month Baby Bump!

Sep 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags:

Seven months?  Um… Val Kilmer looks further along than she does.

It’s Official: Gisele Bündchen Has a Bün in the Oven

Jun 19, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags:

PreggersIn news sure to ruin Bridget Moynahan’s day, sources have confirmed that Gisele Bündchen and new hubby, New England Patriots quarterback husband Tom Brady, are indeed expecting a baby and are “ecstatic.” She is due early next year.

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Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed

Aug 15, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture | Tags:

It is Baby Gisele Bundchen!  Baby Gisele is probably thinking, “If my mom stops breastfeeding before I’m ready, the authorities should throw her butt in jail!”

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